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Woo! Michael Hartigan is going to have his hands full with this Olympic Song Challenge, but I'm looking forward to seeing what he can put together... Never disappointing! Also, I never realized Benny Schwa had such mad skillz at spitting rhymes.

It's when I'm listening to CBB in my cubicle and trying not to laugh too loud as to draw attention to myself.

It's Comedy Bang Bang with special guest Comedy Central (and the guy from Saturday Night Live)

A condom commercial, Scott? I listen to this podcast with children! (Not my children though, keep up the good work)

B-B-B-B-BONUS EPISODE!!! It's been too long! So many disappointing Thursday mornings refreshing my app, but that's all over now! Thanks Scotty

The CBB New Catchphrase Suggestions forum, providing a voice for amateur comedians without a Twitter account for over 5 years. Well, at least for one amateur...

Call me crazy, but never call me "Crazy Butt".

Jazz hands!

Enough with the emo emus, Amos.

Abraham and Issac were sitting on a fence

This little piggy went home.

Don't be fickle, have a tickle

"Ain't" isn't a word.

That banter with 'Zoukas at the top of the show is one for the "Best of 2016". Unfortunately, the show comes to a screeching halt unlike all the vehicles that Marvin Phelps got hit by... Sorry Carl, better luck next time. Don't forget, people hated on Harris Wittels when he first showed up!

Way to go, man!

Another classic publishing from CBB. This ingenious tale is a very thorough and sagacious example of the fragile balance between the guffaw and the hah hah that is inherent in the comedic realm of the 21st Century. (Read: I totally laughed my balls off)

*American and European footballs

From the quote "Kings and Philosophers shit - and so do ladies" by Michel de Montaigne, a French Renaissance writer of the 16th century.

Let me fickle your tummy bone for a spell

It's a living If at first you don't succeed, proceed to suck pro seeds for nominal proceeds.

Sticky Sicky Scotty ... So that's why I will never wear edible underpants again... Wait! Did you start recording before I finished my diary entry?

Come on without, Come on within You ain't seen nothing like the Mighty Quinn!

But Jiminy Cricket is still a nice sentiment.