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Everything posted by Dead_Armadillos
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Jeez, Louise, my knees have fleas that sneeze!
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Please, squeeze my cheese. -
My name is Pedro. I will fuck you in the hedgerow.
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Is that a play on Stairway? -
Holy frijoles! Isn't it a bit overzealous for the Pope to bless a can of legumes?
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Buy VaticanTM brand farva beans. Beans, beans Good for your heart Jesus, Jesus Plays the same part The more you eat, the better you feel So take your communion at every meal -
Pardon my French, but "votre vagin est beaucoup trop poilue pour l'anglais."
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It's sillier in French. -
Making fun of Asians can be a bit disorienting.
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Fuk me, right? -
What a feeling, Please believe me, I can't hide it all, Now I'm learning to ride a bike
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Take your passion And make it happen Pictures come alive You can dance right through your life -
Jeepers creepers, where'd you get those beekeeper's sneakers?
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To bee or not to bee totally fly -
Well, as they say at a potato funeral... Later 'tater!
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She's a vegetable. -
This is ground control to Lieutenant Tom, you've been demoted. The papers aren't going to need that shirt info anymore.
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This is totally McDonalds. I'm lovin' it. -
Like the doctor told the fever-ridden snowman, "Take a chill pill, man."
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Dawn breaks. Her curfew. Her father stays up waiting, watching the sunrise. Dawn breaks. Into her bedroom window to avoid confrontation.
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Now I can't get this song out of my head. Paul, that angelic voice. -
Dawn breaks. Her curfew. Her father stays up waiting, watching the sunrise. Dawn breaks. Into her bedroom window to avoid confrontation.
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This reminds me of the lyrics from the Beatles' For No One. -
yeah, that's what I thought- it's MY anus. so point your telescope someplace else
Dead_Armadillos replied to greazey_bob's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Scott pulled this one out on stage last night in Atlanta. He just pulled it out and shook it at the audience before putting it away. It was controversial. Congrats!- 1 reply
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Moving to the country, gonna watch a lot of Beaches... the one with Bette Midler and Barbara Hershey
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It's a real tear-jerker -
Oh! To be back in the land of cotton where the subtle racism can be forgotten.
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God didn't make me. I made myself... out of Play Doh!
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I imagine this being said by an angry old man at a veteran's group therapy session. Everyone else believes that divine intervention kept them alive during the war... except this Bronze Star recipient. -
Mmmmm...
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Another show, another tragic city, another pair of ruined pants, another shitty pity.
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Homesickness -
I had a dream last night; I dreamt I shot a bear. I shot him in the asshole and didn't touch a hair.
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Bearly rhyming -
The love of a cat is a sadistic emotion.
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Sad, scared, snuggled. -
They say a bird in the hand is worth two in the tush, but I'm not taking anal double-penetration for one measly parakeet.
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Seriously, I shared this catchphrase with my Mom on a road trip and she laughed so hard that she farted.