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Everything posted by Dead_Armadillos
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An Asian man laughing at his father's diarrhea is but a slap-happy Jappy with a crappy pappy.
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That shit so funny. -
Losers smoke meth, nerds manipulate Math, but Thoreau humped us all with his unique civil path.
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Go toward the sun and your shadow will follow behind you. -
Welcome to SutherLand! Where the facial hair is charming and the guided tour is short, but educational!
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Do you guys write these with Scott's voice in your head, too? -
I can't believe you talked me into leaving my friends behind back there...And just because they don't dance?!
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Everything's out of control -
Sucky sucky, $5.00 US. I'll listen to your story about the dream you had last night for a cool $20.
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I dreamed of a modern genie that can clean his own fucking lamp. -
It's an animal love story from the chocolate farm...Brown chicken Brown cow
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Say it really fast -
Your mom's girder is the girder beam in a fabulous Eiffel Tower.
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I'm so sorry, you were my friend. -
You can do anything that you wanna do, just don't step on my brown pleather dress slippers.
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Episode 416 - Silicone Bralley Poo Crew
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Geez guys, I LOL'd in my fucking pants. Thanks a lot. -
Living la vida loca is no way to live your life at all. Accountability is the name of the game.
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Hope that song is stuck in your head for the rest of the day -
It's weird to get a stiffy when you read a podcast description. It's even weirder spending the next hour trying to rub one out whilst listening to that episode.
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At first I thought it was prostate cancer, but as it turns out it's just a skinny marink on my dinky dink.
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I love you -
It's time for everyone's favorite primate rock and roll tribute band, The Poo Fighters!
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Ermagherd -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9KOD8WNb6I
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Hey love, show us your personality!- 1 reply
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To make the change you want to see in the world, it's best to get started with a marker and a piece of cardboard.
Dead_Armadillos posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
And do your best to make eye contact with the people waiting at the red light. -
Cut me some slack, Jack. I ain't no hootenannyin' jive turkey with a slap back snack shack.
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Maaaannnnn shiiiii't! -
The moving music of the macabre Macarena makes mere mortals more melancholy.
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Dooka ditka dooka ditka mmm macarena