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  1. Decent song. Nice catchphrase. "What we have here is... failure to communicate."
  2. I heard a grown man say this to a child once. Plot twist... it wasn't his kid.
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    Episode 431 - Ghost Pets Are Liars

    Unless I'm mistaken, Scott didn't make one single joke about the title of Saturday Night Live. If I had to use a taxi service to describe my level of sadness, I would have to say that I am Uber disappointed.
  4. Just think about it, just think about it!
  5. The best part of waking up is Mick Fleetwood staring back at you in the mirror.
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    Episode 429 - Almost Mandatory

    Leif Garrett and the Skip Dandy Vikings, checking in from the sunny shores of Iceland.
  7. I actually prefer 100% organic wool socks crafted by surprisingly charismatic child-sized laborers.
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    Episode 428 - Get Donk'd

    I think the fart noise is mankind's golden punchline.
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    My name is Pedro. I will fuck you in the hedgerow.

    This is the verse it reminds me of. It's also the part of the song that makes the most sense when you listen to it backwards. If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now, It's just a spring clean for the May queen. Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run There's still time to change the road you're on. And it makes me wonder.
  10. I wouldn't be surprised if they used that as a jingle.