Dead_Armadillos
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You can pry my gum from my warm, well-manicured hands.
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Is that a car alarm or did someone get some new honking shoes?!
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights can make an airplane
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As I was going to St. Ives, I met a cat with seven eyes. I named him Chuck.
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You're shallow thoughts, I can plainly see, denegrate and emasculate Gary Busey's loosey gooseys.
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A fine American thespian -
Why can't we all just get along and sing Kum Ba Yah? On second thought, let's pick a different song.
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I count the days that, in synchronious ways, my mind awakes with a pointless catchphrase.
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Hey-ya Hey-ya Hey-ya Hey-ya I said "Hey! What's going on?" -
The hardest part of building a tree house has to be building that dang tree.
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Juju does the double shoe and Kevin gets it cracking on today's "Walking Inside the Outside Sidewalk"
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It's a concrete idea. -
You wanna talk a Madonna iguana? It was not lasagna, we were eating at Benihana's in 1994 Bophuthatswana.
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Piggyback rides! -
Sometimes trying just isn't enough... Only then should one employ a berate of buffoonery.
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"Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a day" is our motto down at the volunteer Alzheimer's center.
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It's an old twist on a new favorite. -
Practice Example: This is the BEST DIARRHEA.
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That's how chocolate covered crickets are made? I'm awfully sorry.
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This series is hilarious! Seth Morris is brilliant as always. Coincidentally, we learned a new warm up game in my improv class last week which is very similar to the radio channel surfing idea, but Seth took this to a whole new level. You're my hero, Seth!
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Smash cut to the Smashing Pumpkins actually smashing pumpkins, accompanied by Corgan on the organ.
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Dude... solid catchphrase, bro. -
First, I was afraid I was petrified... Then I realized my leg had only fallen asleep.
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Cold feet? -
I've been told that the secret of a successful egg farmer is to never count your baskets before supper.
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Dude, what? -
I've been told that the secret of a successful egg farmer is to never count your baskets before supper.
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RIP Rip Taylor -
That IS a banana in my pocket, but actually I'm surprised to see you.
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Holy frijoles is the secret to Papal guacamole.
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do
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"Facebook is the walkie-talkie of the 2000's" --- Scotty Auk
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Mistletoe is not a valid defense for a sexual harassment suit. Plus, insanity looks better on a resume.
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