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... So that's why I will never wear edible underpants again... Wait! Did you start recording before I finished my diary entry?
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"Ain't" ain't a word, but taint is one hell of a concept.
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"Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a day" is our motto down at the volunteer Alzheimer's center.
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All we are saying is give fleece a chance... at your local Old Navy fleece sale this weekend!
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Always kick off the workday with a hot cuppa joe and a quick bump of bang bang off your keyboard.
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An Asian man laughing at his father's diarrhea is but a slap-happy Jappy with a crappy pappy.
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Another show, another tragic city, another pair of ruined pants, another shitty pity.
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As I was going to St. Ives, I met a cat with seven eyes. I named him Chuck.
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At first I thought it was prostate cancer, but as it turns out it's just a skinny marink on my dinky dink.
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Bison from Buffalo, which bison from Buffalo bully, themselves bully bison from Buffalo.
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Chantilly lace with a pretty face via database, oh you fat chicks in space!
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Civil Engineers and TV Producers shit - and so does Andy Daly.
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Creedo's creed is Creedence Clearwater Revival's greed gave the world an addiction to speed and a dislike of Creed.
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Cut me some slack, Jack. I ain't no hootenannyin' jive turkey with a slap back snack shack.
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Deliver de letter de sooner de better. De later de letter de madder I getter.
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Don't tell me how to skin a cat in my own kitchen! Now shut the door and hand me the Cool Whip and that weed-eater over there.
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Everyone's a Critic in a world populated by only Jon Lovitzes.
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First, I was afraid I was petrified... Then I realized my leg had only fallen asleep.
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Fish and visitors smell after three days, so please tell your mother to stop packing her suitcase with trout.
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