Dead_Armadillos

It's the hokey pokey, man. That's what it's all about.

By Dead_Armadillos, March 10, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Edible socks

There's more than one way to skin a cat, but no one has yet taught Mittens to do her darn taxes.

By Dead_Armadillos, March 4, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Fish and visitors smell after three days, so please tell your mother to stop packing her suitcase with trout.

By Dead_Armadillos, March 4, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Ooh La La

Three guys walk into a bar. They ended up drinking responsibly and shared a nice conversation, but lost touch with each other afterwards.

By Dead_Armadillos, February 26, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Boobs

Of the fifteen men on a dead man's chest, police have twelve of the suspects in custody awaiting charges of manslaughter.

By Dead_Armadillos, February 25, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Penis

I'll never say it again; Never again say "never again" unless you're sure you will never say it again.

By Dead_Armadillos, February 25, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Never
• again

Search far and wide, said Urkel, but there is no word that rhymes with 'purple'.

By Dead_Armadillos, February 16, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I screamed "Iced Cream" when I awoke from my wet dream that I had unknowingly redeemed.

By Dead_Armadillos, February 16, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Bison from Buffalo, which bison from Buffalo bully, themselves bully bison from Buffalo.

By Dead_Armadillos, February 15, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

If Philip Seymour Hoffman were reincarnated, would he in fact come back as a refill? (Re-Phil)

By Dead_Armadillos, February 15, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Knock three times on the ceiling if you love me. Let me make you a drink if the answer is no.

By Dead_Armadillos, February 15, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Look. I'm not saying she's hot, but if she weren't my mom, I'd fuck her.

By Dead_Armadillos, February 11, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I had a dream last night, I dreamt I shot a bear. I shot him in the asshole and didn't touch a hair!

By Dead_Armadillos, December 3, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions