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Topics posted by Dead_Armadillos
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They say a bird in the hand is worth two in the tush, but I'm not taking anal double-penetration for one measly parakeet.
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On the Road Again...I just can't wait to not be broke again... The life I love is making funny money with my friends
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An Asian man laughing at his father's diarrhea is but a slap-happy Jappy with a crappy pappy.
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Losers smoke meth, nerds manipulate Math, but Thoreau humped us all with his unique civil path.
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Welcome to SutherLand! Where the facial hair is charming and the guided tour is short, but educational!
By Dead_Armadillos, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I can't believe you talked me into leaving my friends behind back there...And just because they don't dance?!
By Dead_Armadillos, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but that sweet transition between China Cat Sunflower and I Know You Rider will always make me smile.
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Your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they ain't not playing pocket pool against the wall at the prom.
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Sucky sucky, $5.00 US. I'll listen to your story about the dream you had last night for a cool $20.
By Dead_Armadillos, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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The Ol' Glory Hole truck stop... Where the bathroom attendants are a bunch of dicks and the sodapop is colder than room temperature.
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Little bunny Foo-foo, I don't want to see you scooping up all the field mice and asking them if they have time to talk about your lord and savior.
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It's an animal love story from the chocolate farm...Brown chicken Brown cow
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Your mom's girder is the girder beam in a fabulous Eiffel Tower.
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You can do anything that you wanna do, just don't step on my brown pleather dress slippers.
By Dead_Armadillos, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Living la vida loca is no way to live your life at all. Accountability is the name of the game.
By Dead_Armadillos, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Creedo's creed is Creedence Clearwater Revival's greed gave the world an addiction to speed and a dislike of Creed.
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Don't tell me how to skin a cat in my own kitchen! Now shut the door and hand me the Cool Whip and that weed-eater over there.
By Dead_Armadillos, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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At first I thought it was prostate cancer, but as it turns out it's just a skinny marink on my dinky dink.
By Dead_Armadillos, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Said Christopher Robin to his friends, "Let's try one more take of Pooh Bear's maniac face through the splintered door. With feeling!"
By Dead_Armadillos, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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It's time for everyone's favorite primate rock and roll tribute band, The Poo Fighters!
By Dead_Armadillos, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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You put your right arm in, you take your right arm out, repeat that a few times and shake it all about. Then, 'Voila!' you made a baby.
By Dead_Armadillos, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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To make the change you want to see in the world, it's best to get started with a marker and a piece of cardboard.
By Dead_Armadillos, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Cut me some slack, Jack. I ain't no hootenannyin' jive turkey with a slap back snack shack.
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The moving music of the macabre Macarena makes mere mortals more melancholy.
By Dead_Armadillos, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Rollerblading in the gravel parking lot at the Grateful Dead show gives me the trippy hippie skates.
By Dead_Armadillos, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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