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Topics posted by Dead_Armadillos
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It's the hokey pokey, man. That's what it's all about.
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There's more than one way to skin a cat, but no one has yet taught Mittens to do her darn taxes.
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Fish and visitors smell after three days, so please tell your mother to stop packing her suitcase with trout.
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Three guys walk into a bar. They ended up drinking responsibly and shared a nice conversation, but lost touch with each other afterwards.
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Of the fifteen men on a dead man's chest, police have twelve of the suspects in custody awaiting charges of manslaughter.
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I'll never say it again; Never again say "never again" unless you're sure you will never say it again.
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Search far and wide, said Urkel, but there is no word that rhymes with 'purple'.
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I screamed "Iced Cream" when I awoke from my wet dream that I had unknowingly redeemed.
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Bison from Buffalo, which bison from Buffalo bully, themselves bully bison from Buffalo.
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If Philip Seymour Hoffman were reincarnated, would he in fact come back as a refill? (Re-Phil)
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Knock three times on the ceiling if you love me. Let me make you a drink if the answer is no.
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Look. I'm not saying she's hot, but if she weren't my mom, I'd fuck her.
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I had a dream last night, I dreamt I shot a bear. I shot him in the asshole and didn't touch a hair!
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