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Topics posted by Dead_Armadillos
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God didn't make me. I made myself... out of Play Doh!
By Dead_Armadillos, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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He may be Homey D. Clown, but he's my homey and you haven't the right to call him a clown.
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He never said why he did it, but that Dwight could sure suck one hell'uva chode.
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Hello. Do you have a moment to hear about our lord and savior, Dr. Philaenus Spumarius?
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Hey, that guy stole my public audible declaration!
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Holy frijoles! Isn't it a bit overzealous for the Pope to bless a can of legumes?
By Dead_Armadillos, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Hot patootie, bless my soul! I really love that 20th century avant-garde classical music!
By Dead_Armadillos, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I am not a creep, I am not a weirdo, I am into fondling myself before shaking hands with people. I am Dick Handler.
By Dead_Armadillos, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I am still trying to forget the things that I have done for a Klondike Bar.
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I can't believe you talked me into leaving my friends behind back there...And just because they don't dance?!
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I count the days that, in synchronious ways, my mind awakes with a pointless catchphrase.
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I had a dream last night, I dreamt I shot a bear. I shot him in the asshole and didn't touch a hair!
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I had a dream last night; I dreamt I shot a bear. I shot him in the asshole and didn't touch a hair.
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I have no choice in life but to follow my nose wherever it goes.
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I love you, you love me, but we all know these are just words at a midnight Waffle House. Nothing but scattered, smothered, and covered lies.
By Dead_Armadillos, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I screamed "Iced Cream" when I awoke from my wet dream that I had unknowingly redeemed.
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I will swear to a life of celibacy if you promise to teach me the key to tickling oneself.
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I'll never say it again; Never again say "never again" unless you're sure you will never say it again.
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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. This is my handle and this is my existential prerogative to choose my sexual identity.
By Dead_Armadillos, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I'm the kind of guy who puts the jelly on his sandwich before the peanut butter, so please stop your puns about the holes in my sock!
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I've been told that the secret of a successful egg farmer is to never count your baskets before supper.
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I've got my bicycle, I've got my suitcase. Now, won't you stop smiling because I'm leaving this place.
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If at first you don't succeed, proceed to suck pro seeds for nominal proceeds.
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If Philip Seymour Hoffman were reincarnated, would he in fact come back as a refill? (Re-Phil)
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