Dead_Armadillos

Sucky sucky, $5.00 US. I'll listen to your story about the dream you had last night for a cool $20.

By Dead_Armadillos, April 19, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

That IS a banana in my pocket, but actually I'm surprised to see you.

By Dead_Armadillos, January 12, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

The bad news is, my mother relapsed. The good news, I have closure for our time spent together.

By Dead_Armadillos, July 8, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

The CBB New Catchphrase Suggestions forum, providing a voice for amateur comedians without a Twitter account for over 5 years.

By Dead_Armadillos, September 14, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

The hardest part of building a tree house has to be building that dang tree.

By Dead_Armadillos, June 10, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

The love of a cat is a sadistic emotion.

By Dead_Armadillos, May 10, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

The mightiest vessel upon the sea, her crew of lesbian sailoresses at the helm ready to brave the storm. This is the ship called 'Lickity Split.'

By Dead_Armadillos, July 8, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

The moving music of the macabre Macarena makes mere mortals more melancholy.

By Dead_Armadillos, April 12, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Macaroni

The Ol' Glory Hole truck stop... Where the bathroom attendants are a bunch of dicks and the sodapop is colder than room temperature.

By Dead_Armadillos, April 18, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

The only difference between this and the alternate dimension is that you were wearing cargo shorts when you licked that toad.

By Dead_Armadillos, May 18, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

The thing to remember when exploring alternate dimensions is that they are all based on the metric system.

By Dead_Armadillos, June 28, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

There are only three, sorry two wild African emus left in the world and you better have a good reason for making a hat out of the one on your head!

By Dead_Armadillos, August 30, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

There's more than one way to skin a cat, but no one has yet taught Mittens to do her darn taxes.

By Dead_Armadillos, March 4, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

They say a bird in the hand is worth two in the tush, but I'm not taking anal double-penetration for one measly parakeet.

By Dead_Armadillos, February 25, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• A bird in the hand

This town ain't big enough for the two of us. Now get out of here, John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!

By Dead_Armadillos, March 10, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Elbowjob

This will be the last time I tell you: I never repeat myself.

By Dead_Armadillos, March 15, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Cha-moneh

Three guys walk into a bar. They ended up drinking responsibly and shared a nice conversation, but lost touch with each other afterwards.

By Dead_Armadillos, February 26, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Boobs

Tiptoe out of the goddam window why don't you?

By Dead_Armadillos, June 20, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

To make the change you want to see in the world, it's best to get started with a marker and a piece of cardboard.

By Dead_Armadillos, April 12, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Too much caffeine at the Grateful Dead show gives me the hippy hippy shakes.

By Dead_Armadillos, April 11, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do

By Dead_Armadillos, December 14, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights can make an airplane

By Dead_Armadillos, August 11, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Welcome to SutherLand! Where the facial hair is charming and the guided tour is short, but educational!

By Dead_Armadillos, April 25, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Well, as they say at a potato funeral... Later 'tater!

By Dead_Armadillos, May 20, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

What a feeling, Please believe me, I can't hide it all, Now I'm learning to ride a bike

By Dead_Armadillos, June 3, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions