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Pun fun begun with none but one stunned nun who was quickly shunned for her sons had brung airguns, shooting everyone under the sun.
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Pardon my French, but "votre vagin est beaucoup trop poilue pour l'anglais."
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The mightiest vessel upon the sea, her crew of lesbian sailoresses at the helm ready to brave the storm. This is the ship called 'Lickity Split.'
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I can't believe you talked me into leaving my friends behind back there...And just because they don't dance?!
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You can pry my gum from my warm, well-manicured hands.
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He never said why he did it, but that Dwight could sure suck one hell'uva chode.
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I'm the kind of guy who puts the jelly on his sandwich before the peanut butter, so please stop your puns about the holes in my sock!
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Hey, that guy stole my public audible declaration!
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Wrap your gifts in camouflage to conceal your presents.
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I will swear to a life of celibacy if you promise to teach me the key to tickling oneself.
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Palindromes are the bees' knees seen k' see beh tera semord nilap
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The only difference between this and the alternate dimension is that you were wearing cargo shorts when you licked that toad.
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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. This is my handle and this is my existential prerogative to choose my sexual identity.
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Little bunny Foo-foo, I don't want to see you scooping up all the field mice and asking them if they have time to talk about your lord and savior.
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Welcome to SutherLand! Where the facial hair is charming and the guided tour is short, but educational!
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Always kick off the workday with a hot cuppa joe and a quick bump of bang bang off your keyboard.
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He may be Homey D. Clown, but he's my homey and you haven't the right to call him a clown.
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Said Christopher Robin to his friends, "Let's try one more take of Pooh Bear's maniac face through the splintered door. With feeling!"
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God didn't make me. I made myself... out of Play Doh!
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Another show, another tragic city, another pair of ruined pants, another shitty pity.
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She wore an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot business suit to today's board meeting. Everyone agreed it was both tacky and unprofessional.
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At first I thought it was prostate cancer, but as it turns out it's just a skinny marink on my dinky dink.
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It's not so much that I sneezed in your beard, it was more of an 'Ahchoo' in your fu manchu.
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When Quinn the Eskimo gets here, I'm going to ask him what all this frenzied hoopla is about.
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