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  1. RubberBoyWetLips
    Which came first- sand or commercials?
  2. RubberBoyWetLips
    My squad has big eyes. My squad is a a slimy lanky sea ghost.
  3. RubberBoyWetLips
    Looks like young dweeb is hanging ten on the ankle-biters again dude!
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    Tentacles are popular.

    RubberBoyWetLips posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Tentacles are popular.
  5. RubberBoyWetLips
    If I was a cat, and you were pants, I'd eat catfood and you'd swallow legs.
  6. RubberBoyWetLips
    Don't haggle with a sled - they are hard toboggan with.
  7. RubberBoyWetLips
    Step one: lick a stamp. Step two: get a brown bag. Step 3: go outside. Step 4: you can fly!
  8. RubberBoyWetLips
    I've got no bones to hold me up. Treat your bleating, Pinocchio.
  9. RubberBoyWetLips
    i love bouncing up the boulevard. As for these dry lips, I'll never stop lickin'!
  10. RubberBoyWetLips
    Popsicles, humor, honey - man, these are some sticky little pages!
  11. RubberBoyWetLips
    If we aren't to having it why, then many how the to?
  12. RubberBoyWetLips
    A rubber lip in the mechanical hand is worth two wet lips in the graveyard.
  13. RubberBoyWetLips
    Orchids mean sex. Isn't that right, Tristan and Isolde?
  14. RubberBoyWetLips
    I was once bitten so hard by a steampunk that I had to get a mechanical hand. I am now their God.
  15. RubberBoyWetLips
    I was once bitten so hard by a steampunk I had to get a mechanical hand. I am now their God.
  16. RubberBoyWetLips
    No one smokes in Star Wars but I bet the rednecks chewbacca.
  17. RubberBoyWetLips

    Imagine butts.

    RubberBoyWetLips posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Imagine butts.
  18. RubberBoyWetLips
    Where is the restroom because I am exhausted!
  19. RubberBoyWetLips
    Does Father Time drink from an hourglass? If so his breath and farts are sandy.
  20. RubberBoyWetLips
    Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. French fries like my fat pimply face - do you have any shoes I can borrow?
  21. RubberBoyWetLips
    Bartender! I'll take one pitcher please. Snap snap paparazzi what a nice pitcher!
  22. RubberBoyWetLips
    Oh lordy, pick a bale of Christian. Oh lordy, Christian Bale is an actor.
  23. RubberBoyWetLips
    That which doesn't kill you makes you stronger (besides weakening potions).
  24. RubberBoyWetLips
    To each his own. A cheek, a bone. A cheese calzone. Where's grandpa?
  25. RubberBoyWetLips
    This sentence is a special spell to take us 5 seconds into the future.
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