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    Ryan Reynolds makes a bizarre comedy (?) about a sad sack psycho who speaks to his cat (played by Reynolds imitating Shrek) and his dog (also played by Reynolds imitating Swingblade guy maybe) who kills and dismembers his English co worker. Then the movie goes on for another 100 minutes of tedium and craziness with Anna Kendrick trying her best to remember that the residuals from Twilight will pay the bills. I mumbled to myself over and over how the fuck did this get made! It is free everywhere, HULU, Amazon Prime, check it out.

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    Rosanne Barr and Meryl Streep together at last. The movie they would both like to forget. Further proof that awards mean nothing, Meryl Streep was nominated for a Golden Globe for this steaming pile of shit. Truly I want to know...HOW DID THIS GET MADE!!!

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    The big movie debut for Andy Kaufman. Not good. Sooooo disappointing for fans who loved his weird standup, Elvis imitations and Mighty Mouse. Bernadette Peters is her usual awful self, Randy Quaid looks like he is coked to the gills and everything is just so slow and bad. Rip this turd apart.

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    Yes, money can even buy you a Golden Globe, I guess they didn't have enough to buy an Oscar. This movie made a laughing stock of the Globes and is a constant reminder whenever someone says they are more real than the Oscars.

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    I haven't seen this in the forum so I apologize if it has already shown up. How about the legendary Ed Wood's last produced script, Billy Zane being the Zaniest, NO DIALOGUE!, ambient noises for sound, a huge cast of b list stars including Leif Garrett, Tippi Hedren, Andrew McCarthy, Ron Perlman, RAIN PHOENIX and many many more. Almost unwatchable. Put this on your list of must see turkeys!

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    A horrible remake of a great movie originally starring Peter Cook and Dudley Moore with Raquel Welch in the role she was born to play...Lust. Instead we get George of the Jungle and a model who thinks she can act. What makes this movie so awful is the shadow it cast over the brilliant original. It would be like remaking Citizen Kane and putting Tom Green in the lead. Rip this turd apart.

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    The year is 1982 and Pia Zadora is about to became a major star...or not. This movie has it all. Orson FREAKING Welles, Stacy "I was paid in cocaine" Keach, June "Lassie get your ass home" Lockhart, Ed "Here's Johnny!" McMahon, the incredible George "Buck" Flower and many more. Ennio "The Good The Bad and the Ugly" Morricone did music for this stinker. I will leave you with this line in the movie...

     

    "If it feels good it must be good and if that's bad then I want to be bad"

     

     

    I rest my case.

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    Back when you did Zardoz you asked for worst Vanity projects, here's my list...

     

    Heavens Gate

    Shanghai Express

    The Razor's Edge

    One From The Heart

    Cleopatra (1963)

    Under the Cherry Moon

    Beyond the Sea

    Caligula

    Cool As Ice

    Cutthroat Island

    Falling From Grace

    Give My Regards to Broad Street

    Magical Mystery Tour

    Harlem Nights

    Lady In the Water

    The Mirror has Two Faces

    Swept Away

    The Hobbit

     

    Can you guys think of any others?

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    My list of some really bad movies with talented people...

    The Master of Disguise (Dana Carvey)

    Tusk (Kevin Smith)

    Plan 9 From Outer Space

    Fire Walk With Me

    Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend

    The Linguini Incident or Houdini and Co.

    Motherhood (grossed 88 pounds in UK!)

    Red Sonja

    Vampire in Brooklyn

    Omega Man

    Ghost Dog Way of the Samurai

    Raising Cain (John Lithgow)

    Pretty Maids All In A Row ( Rock Hudson Gene Roddenberry)

    Prisoner of Zenda or The Fiendish Plot of Dr. Fu Manchu (Peter Sellers)

    Erik The Viking

    Tideland (Terry Gilliam)

    Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

    Enders Game

    Glitter

    Son of the Mask

    Ed

    Zathura

     

    My apologies if you have already done any of these I tried to cross reference with your Itunes list. Loved you guys in the League and Burning Love! Keep up the great work

    Jack M.

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