tomspanks

So, I've never seen Waterworld, but is Kevin Costner wearing an armband watch? Why?

Mine is another Taylor Kitsch movie, Battleship. While it did ok overseas, it flopped at home ($209 mil budget, $65 mil domestic). I know it's not great, but I don't think it's as bad as the 34% rating on rottentomatoes.

I don't think that's weird - people's palettes evolve. As a child, I didn't like BUTTery pastries like croissants, but now I can't get enough, including pie crust.

After having sampled some of the more "unique" Japanese snacks, I'm surprised they would find apples and cheddar disgusting, lol. Also, we usually put cheese in the crust, not on top of a slice of apple pie. It's delicious!

His stupid sexy gloves.

I don't see a ring on it.

Of course you can!

I love Secret of Nimh too (book is better!), but my favorite Don Bluth movie is Anastasia.

Also, it was "cool" to get elective surgeries

^ The video is blocked in my country, but yes, I enjoy Fourvel.

Zydrate from corpses is dumb because 1. That's not how opiates work, 2. That's not how burial works, and 3. They would have had regulations regarding the removal of zydrate before burial or make cremation mandatory.

Ok, the Russian version of the movie poster is my favorite. There's nobody else on the poster except Kim Basinger, who is made to look like someone completely different, doing a half squat and a tiny Saturn.

Bag = testicle.

^ Maybe they've got alien Alzheimer's and can't remember. Also, why does the worm say "we" gave it up?

Key lime pie for me except without that white goop on top.

Oh cool, a Roomba

Yeah, there's definitely child neglect going on. I think it's good that Alyson Hannigan got to hang out at the singles party because at least there were vegetables. Aykroyd mentioned that dinner is whatever they could nuke and I have a feeling he doesn't provide a nutritious meal for his daughter regularly.

How dare you pick this anti-cat propaganda film. J/k - I haven't seen this in a long time. I'm looking forward to revisiting it.

Where does the (alien) butt start?

Tom Hank's apartment (location, location, location), but that bunk bed has got to go.

Oh Jared.

And please don't leave the house without fixing your pocket square.

I think we were supposed to think it was a totally rad bachelor pad! Also, at the party, this part was so cringey. Dan Aykroyd trying to "mess up" eating the hummus, but it was so fake.

I hated that there were no rules about what Kim Basinger knew or didn't know. At the party, Kim Basinger complains about her outfit, specifically saying that her HAT is too big (you know, the big red pepperoni-looking one). Later, when Dan Aykroyd takes Kim Basinger home, they enter the house and she bumps into the coat rack with the Durante hat hanging on it and she asks "what's this?" Dan Aykroyd tells her it's a HAT. So she knows what a hat is but only if it's a frisbee hat? I don't get it.

Oh, this brings up another thing. Wouldn't Jon Lovitz be dead even before they got halfway to the worm planet?