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tomspanks

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  1. How dare you.
  2. tomspanks

    Episode 159.5 - Minisode 159.5

    But look at you, with the C&O twofer this week.
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    Episode 159.5 - Minisode 159.5

    Actually, I thought the episode description was about your cat scratch fever post.
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    Episode 159.5 - Minisode 159.5

    I'm sure it's the best birthday present Cam Bert has received. Uh oh, what happened. I haven't listened to the episode yet.
  5. Oh boy, I can't wait to watch this now.
  6. tomspanks

    Episode 159 - Sleepwalkers

    Why would politeness discourage immigration? Wouldn't it actually appeal to potential immigrants?
  7. Lol, that makes more sense. #teamAtreyu ETA: OMG, this is Bastian now.
  8. Why did they give Falkor two tails? Rockbiter looks like a badass Jaws, but I prefer the goofy looking original.
  9. Hopefully both.
  10. You know they're going to eventually remake The Neverending Story and CGI'ing the shit out of Falkor.
  11. First ever MM Twofer Week?
  12. Is Spice World a musical? /serious
  13. kateacola - I thought you were going to pick Josie and the Pussycats.
  14. Interesting pick - I've never seen Pete's Dragon. M tried to watch the remake recently, but ended up switching movies. Robert Redford looks good though. I would have been happy with My Fair Lady too. It's one of those movies that I've seen bits and pieces of, but never from T to B.
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    Episode 159 - Sleepwalkers

    I don't know! Maybe regurgitated life-force is a delicacy.
  16. tomspanks

    Episode 159 - Sleepwalkers

    How do female sleepwalkers feed themselves? If sleepwalkers need the "life-force of virginal females" and not virginal males, wouldn't that make it harder for female sleepwalkers to survive if seduction was part of obtaining human life-force? She has to wait for a male sleepwalker to regurgitate human life-force like some helpless baby bird?
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    Episode 159 - Sleepwalkers

    They should have been called sleepeaters. My cat sleeps all day long and is only awake to eat or poop.
  18. tomspanks

    Episode 159 - Sleepwalkers

    Maybe you have to look directly at a mirror to see the true sleepwalker form and it won't work if it's indirect like the camera viewfinder. Or a submarine periscope. Kind of like how vampires can't be in the sun, yet they walk around at night perfectly fine even though moonlight is basically a reflection of sunlight.
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    Episode 159 - Sleepwalkers

    Especially since Sleepwalkers have been around for centuries. So were they able to change Ford model Ts into something else when they were sleepwalkin' through the early 1900s? Were they around in ancient Egyptian times and changing their drab chariots into fancier chariot models?
  20. tomspanks

    Episode 159 - Sleepwalkers

    I'm grasping at loopholes. I saw Woody Allen and Soon Yi once. She was literally helping him cross the street.
  21. tomspanks

    Episode 159 - Sleepwalkers

    Maybe they're called sleepwalkers because they can shapeshift and 'dim' as if they're in a dream during sleep...while they're walking around. It's a stretch, I know. Guys, the only logical explanation is that a childless Sleepwalker couple adopted an orphaned Sleepwalker kitten (Charles). When the husband dies, the mom had no other choice but to turn to her adopted son, because at least they're not blood-related.
  22. tomspanks

    Episode 159 - Sleepwalkers

    There's a kink for everything.
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