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tomspanks

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  1. I'm pretty sure both versions taste like satan's farts.
  2. Coconuts? Story time! Guys, this movie won't end. It's so different from the stage version too.
  3. Once I found Twilight, but I let that one go.
  4. Shut up, I'm reading here.
  5. I found a copy of The Martian on the street so I'm reading that now.
  6. Stop hanging around with Lost World apologists. I really liked Simon Pegg in Man Up.
  7. I'm still impressed you made it all the way through! That was...not a good movie. Other than that, The Simpsons have never steered me wrong. You don't win friends with salad. Never trust an old person. Bovine University. Solid life advice.
  8. The Simpsons was the reason I tried to watch Paint Your Wagon.
  9. What about any movie where the female protagonist cross-dresses to pass as a male?
  10. I expect her to draw us all like one of her French girls.
  11. I hope we get some Cabaret drawings out of you
  12. Awesome! Add me to the list of people who have never seen Cabaret, the movie. I saw the stage version with him as Emcee! He oozes charm. It will be real interesting to compare the Fosse version with the Rob Marshall stage version.
  13. Btw, the best thing to me was the phrase "high end hair/foot ointment" (from kateacola). The phrase still makes me giggle.
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  15. Your mom sounds lovely. Every time there is a hot or not question here, we should ask her, lol.
  16. I love it!
  17. What's Japanese for jellicle?
  18. Do you have a tumblr?
  19. There's nothing about this post that I don't love.
  20. I wonder if Cam Bert told his mom that none of his forum friends think Ted Neeley is bangable. You guys.
  21. tomspanks

    Episode 157 - Surf Ninjas: LIVE!

    I was slipping in and out of consciousness while watching this movie, so I want confirm if this actually happens or I was dreaming. The younger brother slides down the jungle while using Tone Loc as a human surf board? Like, that's way more extreme than Xander Cage's jungle skiing.
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