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  1. I watched this twice and my body's not ready for a third viewing so soon. Did anybody catch why Rose and Lissa ran away from VA? In the beginning, Rose said the car accident occurred 2 years ago and they have been on the run for 1 year. So what happened in the year since the car accident? I must have missed it. Also, it took them one entire year to go from Montana to Oregon? Did they walk? And it was weird that Lissa confused Oregon with oregano. It's not exactly pop culture and it seemed like VA taught normal classes.
  2. tayler anne photo - Who is Rose's mother? Why does she only communicate via telegram? Does this get covered in the later books?
  3. tomspanks

    Episode 144.5 - Minisode 144.5

    Vampire Academy is SO good.
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    Episode 144 - Stealth

    Serves me right for starting at the wrong end. Does Bart Simpson count?
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    Episode 144 - Stealth

    You stole my list of fictional people I want to be BFFs with. And my EDI list (from a limited library): M79 - Vampire Weekend Billie Jean - Michael Jackson I Want to Hold Your Hand - Across the Universe OST Only in Dreams - Weezer For Once in my Life - Stevie Wonder Invincible - Muse Big Girls - Mika Over the Hills and Far Away - Led Zeppelin God Only Knows - The Beach Boys Changes - David Bowie
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    Episode 144 - Stealth

    You made me look at so many pictures of mens' crotches.
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    Episode 143.5 - Minisode 143.5

    Hot. But only in one movie - Sweet Home Alabama. Not hot.
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    Episode 143.5 - Minisode 143.5

    My bad. Even the correct version makes little sense though. Why refer yourself as the boy's uncle?
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    Episode 143.5 - Minisode 143.5

    ^Even better with video.
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    Episode 143 - Gods of Egypt

    I couldn't stop thinking about The Wailing and The Lobster for days after watching them. How did you interpret the endings of these movies?
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    Episode 143 - Gods of Egypt

    1. Zootopia 2. Deadpool 3. Ghostbusters 4. The Wailing 5. The Lobster Honorable mention: The Jungle Book This list will probably change after I watch Kubo.
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    Episode 143 - Gods of Egypt

    Especially in that hot weather.
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    Episode 143 - Gods of Egypt

    By the time I got down to these, I started reading them in Chairman Koji's voice.
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    Episode 143 - Gods of Egypt

    I think the poster might be referring to the panelists making fun of this movie for casting mainly white actors. The poster also popped into the Phantom thread, asking how you can have "white privilege" in the jungle. So...take that as you will.
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    Episode 143 - Gods of Egypt

    No contraception has a 100% success rate. Even vasectomies can fail to prevent pregnancy.
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    Episode 143 - Gods of Egypt

    I was going to watch this movie yesterday, but I got distracted by the Amazon pilots. Anyone watch The Tick, Jean Claude van Johnson, or I Love Dick? Anyhoo, I finally re-watched GoE (because I couldn't remember anything from the first watch) and had a few observations. 1. Gods have liquid gold as their blood. Since the melting point of gold is ~2000 degrees F, wouldn't that mean the Gods are extremely hot? Yet "mortals" had no problems touching the Gods. 2. Speaking of mortals, they are so called mortals because they die, right? Well, apparently Gods can die too? 3. So, in the beginning of the movie, Set (Gerard Butler) kills his brother, Osiris, the father of Horus (Jaime Lannister). It was established that Set is the uncle of Horus. Right? But at around the 55th minute mark, Set, referring to his nephew, Horus, says "I'll have to kill that boy, like his uncle." Huh? Set didn't kill Horus' uncle, because Horus' uncle is...Set. Set killed Horus' father. He should've said, "I'll have to kill that boy, like his father." I think the screenwriters and the actors were also confused about this family tree. 4. Lastly, I thought the bird-powered air ship definitely needed a roof or at least a tarp over the passengers. There's no way I'm sitting under thousands of birds without a cover.
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    Episode 143 - Gods of Egypt

    In the prologue of GoE, the narrator says that "before history began" (whatever that means), Egypt was the birthplace of all life, a paradise, so the Gods decided to squat there.
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    Episode 143 - Gods of Egypt

    Oh hey, I found a review of this movie from 1500BC. (sorry it's huge)
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    Episode 142.5 - Minisode 142.5

    I'm not scared of clowns, but when I have insomnia, I say "can't sleep, clown will eat me." Nobody understands it though.
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    Episode 142.5 - Minisode 142.5

    I'll get right on it! It'll be a good palate cleanser after Gods of Egypt.
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    Episode 142.5 - Minisode 142.5

    Gimme Mads Mikkelsen instead.
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    Episode 142.5 - Minisode 142.5

    I'm hoping Jason was up for a role in the movie.
  23. Stranger Things started off slow, but I ended up loving it. Looking forward to the soundtrack release tomorrow.
  24. And the jerk didn't have the decency to do it during a live taping of HDTGM? In all seriousness, sorry to hear that, but before you know it, you'll be whooping it up with turtle time.
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