tomspanks

I'm more concerned with how he goes to the bathroom while wearing the costume.

I thought they did that because CZJ is a woman and of course she can't function when there are cute shoes in the room.

And you know what? Those small blades on the microscope wouldn't have killed anyone. They're not long enough to reach the brain. I think the Epi-pen from The Boy Next Door was a better weapon. There are no major arteries or veins in your eyeballs. If anything, he would've died a week later from infection and septicemia.

Possible explanation for what happened to all the Phantom mothers. They died during childbirth. During the cave tour, The Phantom tells Kristy Swanson that he was born right there in the cave. It was probably a far cry from a comfortable home birth surrounded by loved ones, with a qualified midwife present, and with access to a hospital if things go not quite as planned. Mrs. Phantom probably had to give birth in a dank cave with assistance from only the Phantom, his servant, 2 animals, an animated skeleton, and a ghost. Unless Phantom training includes a lesson on hygiene and sanitation (penicillin only becomes widely available in the 1940s) and postpartum care, I don't have a lot of confidence that Mrs. Phantom received the proper care.

Thought this was odd too, but I looked it up and apparently The Phantom used to always start with "For those who came in late..."

I loved the Harry Potter series, but I have no desire to read HP and the Cursed Child. I dunno, we got an epilogue in the final book, I don't need another one.

I'm not ashamed to admit I had 2 bottles of Whispering Angel last week. So 3 boobs are better than 2?

I wanted a Viola Davis to succeed.

Bitch Sesh is responsible for causing so many inappropriate burst-out-loud moments while I'm on public transportation. I also love the episode where Casey lost control of her bowels in bed.

Any interesting trends or observations? I wish I had delivered a sick burn to deserve that awesome gif.

How do you know? Do you keep a record? ETA: do you have 3847326 wins?

Me too! I meant you were a nice guy, not a "nice guy."

I can't believe I didn't know these things existed.

I don't think so. He looks fine to me. His looks were the least of Zoolander 2's problems.

So you were being a nice guy

Very cool.

You could also go here and get your laundry done at the same time.

Are you into South Korean films? Are you planning to see Train to Busan or The Wailing? Both are playing in my city so I'm going to check them out. I'm looking forward to season 2.

You mean like Scarlett Johansson in Ghost in the Shell?

Auden - is everyone required to wear a t-shirt and jeans for the cover? How boring.

I can see Auden's point though. In my mind, WW has more developed quads, lats, biceps, etc. Gal Gadot just has a different physical appearance than my "ideal" WW. Sometimes, being different can be a good thing.

LOL! I wish Suicide Squad was rated R, but other than that, I'm also hopeful about it. Come on, it can't be worse than BvS.

Initially, I stayed away from the show because of the title, but it's become one of my favorite shows. Can't wait for season 2.

This also happened way too much in Batman v. Superman.

Huh, no back hair. Color me surprised.