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    Musical Mondays Week 76 I Kissed a Vampire

    Wasn't it weird how they totally breezed over the part how Dylan became a vampire? Usually that part is given more attention in any vampire movie, no? I actually had to rewind because I completely missed it the first time around (yes, I started zoning out early).
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    HDTGM Classics Resurrection!

    @PollyDarton I read some stuff on the internet that there have been some log-in issues with Kast like passwords or activation codes being sent to randoms - have you encountered any issues?
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    Musical Mondays Week 76 I Kissed a Vampire

    Coincidence that one of the producers had the same last name as the lead actress? Anyway, the actress is now some kind of herpetologist or snake enthusiast on Instagram. Cool pics though.
  4. Serious question - is this a real movie?
  5. Omg it's Ryan from High School Musical
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    Musical Mondays Week 72 Man of La Mancha

    I can’t say I’m surprised lol
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    Musical Mondays Week 72 Man of La Mancha

    I really enjoyed this from the music (add me to the list of people who didn't know The Impossible Dream was from this musical), to the set, to the quippy one-liners, to Peter O' Toole's physical comedy. Ngl, I teared up a little at the end. Re: the gang rape. You could interpret it as being a necessary scene to show the differences between the brutal reality of Aldonza's life and Don Quixote's perception of Dulcinea, but on the other hand, I don't know if they had to beat us over the head with it so much? But on the other other hand, maybe it's better that they didn't sugarcoat it? Anyhoo...did anyone else catch Sancho's line "hunger is the best gravy in the world"? It's kind of a throwaway line, but it stuck out to me because Spain doesn't do gravy as we know it. Apparently, the line in Spanish is "la mejor salsa del mundo es el hambre." Usually, if you see salsa on menus, it means "sauce." I mean, gravy is a type of sauce, but I feel like it's an odd translation choice, unless they meant this type of gravy...
  8. Did you consider Fiddler? It was on Prime too.
  9. Spoiler alert: I could not finish this movie.
  10. Too bad you weren’t born a raccoon with naturally fabulous smokey eyes. @Elektra Boogaloo @taylorannephoto speaking of raccoon eyes...
  11. Ok, I was just about to respond to Elektra to say KvD's tattoo liner was my go-to. That stuff would stay on even when my face was sweating waterfalls. However, I stopped supporting that brand due to the above reasons. @Elektra Boogaloo the JH lipstick under a microscope:
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    Shameless Self-Promotion

    There's a new Magnum? You mean this guy?
  13. I got a Attack of the Killer Tomatoes vibe
  14. Fun fact: the role of Patrick Swayze was played by Taimak from The Last Dragon
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    Shameless Self-Promotion

    HOLD. UP. There are Murder, She Wrote movies???
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    HDTGM Classics

    So apparently Kast had a q&a on Discord () and when someone asked if they would be using Rabbit’s virtual machines, they said they would “look into it.” Sorry to be a Debbie Downer but it doesn’t sound very promising.
  17. Uh probably none, judging by his lip syncing.
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    HDTGM Classics Pluto Nash 7/12

    The problem is rabbit might poof at any time and it's been buggy as heck.
  19. The Cats trailer was legit disturbing.
  20. So, who’s gonna pick Cats in December?
  21. Terrible quality, but here’s a link dailymotion
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    Musical Mondays Week 69 High Society

    She looked at the model boat and it put her into a trance. Perhaps that? No, but seriously, she was constantly being mansplained about how to be a good woman and to come down from her pedestal - I think "high priestess" was thrown around - and maybe we're supposed to believe these talks put some sense into her? Anyhoo, did anyone notice the weird gray makeup on Frank Sinatra? And towards the end when we get a full shot of him from the left, you can see a gnarly scar on his face. Apparently, Sinatra's mom had a difficult birth and the doctor had to use forceps on the baby's face during delivery, which left a huge scar.
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    Musical Mondays Week 69 High Society

    Tracy wanted Dexter to become a “serious composer” or a diplomat, but instead he became a “jukebox hero,” which is not a reputable career, I guess?