Kam Kardootsian
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I fell in love with college porn when I dropped out
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Are my creative juices flowing, or is my brain just trying to distract me from my own despair?
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Choose a job that you love, and your manager will never have to work a day in their life.
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Kids these days are all out doing stuff meanwhile I'm still here doing other things
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When god closes a door, it's because he's about to open a giant can of whoop-ass
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People who exclusively use similes to describe things are like... annoying
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If they made waffles for the toilet, my diarrhea problem just may be solved
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Condoms sometimes break, especially when you're pulling them over the baby's head
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When they said they were going to give me wads, I thought they meant cash!
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You can give a shit, and you can give a hoot, but you really shouldn't give a shit-hoot
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My favorite sex toy is a vibrating Nimbus 2000
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