EPISODE 121 — Maria Thayer, Our Close Friend

[EPISODE 121 — Maria Thayer, Our Close Friend]

I really enjoyd the earwolf theme at the very end of the episode because i crave some consistency in my life

[EPISODE 118 — Chris Gethard, Our Close Friend]

not to wake the sleeping dog here, but since he wrote and directed Get Hard, do you think Chris might have actually been responsible for the racist Asian jokes?

[EPISODE 118 — Chris Gethard, Our Close Friend]

[in a good accent] funny, this side of the mason-dixon we call 'em backliners, because we're all just a lil bit crazy like that

 

edit: apparently you can't delete posts. fuck this website

[EPISODE 118 — Chris Gethard, Our Close Friend]

impeach dixon

[EPISODE 118 — Chris Gethard, Our Close Friend]

Paul F. Tompkins had one scene on the most recent ep of Brooklyn Nine-Nine. It was a very funny scene in a solid ep, but c'mon man! You can't dangle that PFT carrot in front of me and then snatch it away! That's some Classic Jarles-type mess!

 

sounds like a classic brooklyn no-no. -OR- a PFT carrot? is that like the astronaut carrot thats been going around lately? get that root crop in space!

 

since these are both so damn epic fucking win i couldn't pick just one to post

[EPISODE 118 — Chris Gethard, Our Close Friend]

haven't listened to the episode yet but today i have been thinking a lot about cheddar bob and turtle from entourage open mouth kissing

[Episode 117 - Devin Field, Our Pet Project]

65000 - manmade holes in the crowzone layer linking our system to theirs

[Episode 117 - Devin Field, Our Pet Project]

Hayes' predicament is exactly the same as that of Prometheus with the small difference of instead of rock, it's tree, and instead of the bird eating his liver everyday, he's getting shushed by it. This is a deep podcast with deep themes.

 

 

uhhh, did you even watch that movie? not what happened at all

[Episode 117 - Devin Field, Our Pet Project]

you can practically slice it with a butterknife or something, maybe a flattened spoon

[Episode 117 - Devin Field, Our Pet Project]

fuckin star wars, what are you on about? god damn fuckin commander kirk bullshit up in here, get outta here with that space wig rendezvous bullshit. its not even science dude

 

edit: sorry dude i haven't even had my coffee yet

[Episode 116 — Cartoons, Our Close Friends]

also not totally sure why the spaghetti flavor is so many different colors, because when i do spagetti its generally only a color or two, and thats brown and red, baby

[Episode 116 — Cartoons, Our Close Friends]

i only know one trick but it involves a pint of malt vinegar, 3 hours, and a dog sled. should also be noted that this has never worked for me, but i highly suspect that it would work ON me

[Episode 116 — Cartoons, Our Close Friends]

hey nobody,

 

drafted tweets - the fort knox of twitter?

 

does it smell like updog in here to you?

 

if your dad won the powerball, would he walk out on you?

[Episode 116 — Cartoons, Our Close Friends]

Penis

 

this is some solid 2016 content right here

[Episode 116 — Cartoons, Our Close Friends]

well like i said, since its canon now that brett is at his peak flowers for algernon cycle, we can expect a return to awful, unfunny, and bad brett in a few months, and boy, is this gonna be fun to watch. or listen to I guess, since this is a podcast and not a movie on my TV, i think

[Episode 115 — Improving Brett's House with DC Pierson]

is it interesting that he DIED at the age of sex number, and because with sex, people are usually BORN?

 

Edit: just accidentally got all ten (10) of my fingers caught in five (5) chinese finger traps so I'm gonna have plenty of time to stew on this bad boy

[Episode 115 — Improving Brett's House with DC Pierson]

i was on that email thread with bowie and eno, wish i had known that thats how he was saying goodbye at the time. his signature was so f'ing boss, "NOT sent from my iphone, but from my desktop probably. I'm david bowie." obviously im paraphrasing but it was something to that effect and it was just so absolutely epic win

 

we'll miss you dave (thats what his friends called him)

[Episode 115 — Improving Brett's House with DC Pierson]

anyone else stoked for the comedy central roast of sean and hayes?

[Episode 115 — Improving Brett's House with DC Pierson]

depends on how deep you wanna fall into robot hell

[Episode 115 — Improving Brett's House with DC Pierson]

the crazy thing is that the pauly shore interview is actually good and it turns out that hes likable

[Episode 115 — Improving Brett's House with DC Pierson]

just got off the phone with hitchcock - needless to say he aint happy. talkin somethin about bringing a whole bunch of big army men down to the forums to really set things straight on whose IP crows is

[Episode 115 — Improving Brett's House with DC Pierson]

speak on that

 

Edit: this was gauche and i should be owned for it

[Episode 115 — Improving Brett's House with DC Pierson]

so when you turned 15, was it weird to surgically switch faces with your father?

[Episode 115 — Improving Brett's House with DC Pierson]

hey steve serve me up a cup of that hot spicy brown

[Episode 115 — Improving Brett's House with DC Pierson]

Guys, can we talk about DJ Khaled's Snapchat stories? They're so inspiring.

 

inspiring? kind of having a hard time finding anything inspiring after i found out that FDR played murderball