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    Sleeping with the fishes gives Marie severe Flounderpuss.

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    Streaks on the china never mattered B4; BINGO!

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    The best part of waking up is folders full of smut.

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    Forgive them Fiver, for six of them saw that seven ate nine.

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    If all else fails and the chips are down, always fluff your garfield.

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    It is with a heavy heart that I tell you Mr. Johnson, that your Uncle Dwayne has hit rock bottom.

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    Vhen it comes to alcoholic Germans, you are ze liver-worst.

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    Dumbledore, Pourfavor, please fetch a bucket of tramp stamps.

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    From the Lowspeak Stadium in Chattanooga, Tennessee; LET'S GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!

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    I told my nymphomaniac chef to keep it light on the condom mints.

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    There's no rage like Hulk for the holidays.

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    Patrice dropped The Mike and walked away; The Mike was sore shortly thereafter.

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    If you can't handle me at my Ralphiest, then you don't deserve me at my Malphiest.

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    I can't wait to crack open a cold one at Auntie Necrophilia's house.

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    Much like his father before him, the pull-out sofa leaves no stains.

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    When it comes to dutching ovens, I pop pudding like Trill Cosby.

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    Find your favorite chunk of Afro-Cadaver with BlackPeopleMeat.com

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    Batmannitol; Side Effects may include WHACK!, ZLONK!, and occassionally BAM!

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    Drinking from a leaky pipe yields no porridge, ya damned bandicoot!

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    This pet rock makes your nana's ass look redonkulous.

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    Wanted: Two Smidgens of Marmalade - Turkey Baster Babies Need Not Apply

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    Harold Ramis? More like Ignor Ramis; He was great in "Breakin' 3".

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