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mikethehuman

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  1. Just checking to make sure that my presence hasn't run this forum completely into the ground. Not yet? Alright, cool. My therapist almost had me worried that my inflated sense of self importance causes me to destroy all of the things that I enjoy so I had to make sure that I am both under the radar and not leaving this 'cast in shambles. Thanks
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    Episode 448 - Master of Horror

    points
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    Episode 448 - Master of Horror

    p0lyb1ussinup I feel like I'm just following you around the Earwolf forums at this point. We're probably friends now.
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    Episode 448 - Master of Horror

    It tastes like beer and cheese, which is great. It's the aftertaste of systematic oppression that I could do without.
  5. I do love a good board game, and I would love to add that to my collection if only the band's name didn't have me quivering in my friggin' boots over here. So much good music goes to waste when you name your band something scary like 'Ghoul', or 'Ghost'. What's next? Combining monster names and making your band name the same as the combined words? Maybe I'll just put the words 'Skeleton' and 'Witch' together and that's a band name. Is that what music is now? Just trying to outscare the last guy? Don't even get me started. Oh, they don't let any negativity past that paywall my friend. And if we've learned anything from 'EH WRONG', it's that a lot of negative people flock to Hollywood Handbook reviews to feel better about themselves.
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    Hayes' Episode of High and Mighty

    Listening to this episode on a plane this past Friday inspired me to go home and pull all of my comic strip compendiums out of storage. Should I be worried that I'm 23 and literally living in a basement apartment and now spending my free-time reminiscing over old comic strips? Probably. Should I be even more worried that the thought of Hollywood Handbook ending scares me more than the infinite amount of student loan debt I'm in? Some would say definitely. But I'm over here bussin' up and having a good time when everyone else is just judging me for how low I prioritize my own financial stability. And I wouldn't change that for the world.
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    Episode 448 - Master of Horror

    Now that you mention it, I am completely fine with Kirkman's picture but this one seems to fill me with some kind of testosterone-flavored rage. Should I consult my doctor, or could you possibly edit this comment with a more appropriate (read: arousing) photograph?
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    Episode 448 - Master of Horror

    I'm liking this lineup. There's enough peen involved to calm everybody down from last week
  9. Some of my insiders in the 'biz have told me that vinyl is coming back in a big way (no pun intended because the artwork is way bigger) so my best advice for you is to start investing in the Hollywood Handbook LPs that are getting shipped out every week. Not only to show your support but to prove to your friends that you care about things like sound quality, crackling, and just all around much bigger artwork when it comes to podcasts. Worst case scenario you end up with just a cool collection of Hollwood Handbook, and an even worse case scenario is that you can tell yourself they will all be worth something someday. Anyway, did'nt mean to turn this into a big thing here, just wanted to stop by and say that I'm excited for and probably even listening to this week's installment of Hollywood Handbook. Keep it real, and keep those vinyls clean
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    Episode 153 - Jen D'Angelo, Our Close Friend

    You're confused because the word 'football' is specific to the US. You probably know it as fantasy soccer. It can get confusing at times.
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    Episode 447 - These Are the Worst

    Aw damn I missed the part where we were all mad at each other... I should stop waiting until Wednesday to listen to the ep I guess. C+ ep though. Really liked this "Kether Donohue" character that Sarah Silverman was doing
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    Episode 153 - Jen D'Angelo, Our Close Friend

    I came here for laughs and to silently judge internet strangers, and here I am learning hip-hop history. Take THAT dad, I guess my hobbies AREN'T a "waste of life" as you so candidly put it when you got drunk at that graduation party
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    Episode 153 - Jen D'Angelo, Our Close Friend

    This one probably made me laugh so hard that my sides hurt. Although, that could be from the kidney stones
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    Episode 447 - These Are the Worst

    This was a truly wild ride
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    Episode 446 - Scrounging and Lounging

    Don't go there!
  16. Jen, I just got done reading your IMDB page, have you ever considered doing a film adaptation of that? Also, you were on "Zach Stone is Gonna Be Famous". Who would win in a fight, Bo Burnham or Sean? Would Hayes help?
  17. if you guys wanna pick a new username for me, ill change it when i get around to this episode. if you need to know more about my personality, my likes include whatever flavor of mountain dew is most popular in those stupid fucking flyover states like the one i live in
  18. Hi yes, am new here too but if you check back on your old posts I've been making my way through and liking all the funny quips starting back from the first ep. If you go back and don't see that I have liked your post, I either haven't gotten to it yet or you just aren't as funny as you think you are (trust me I know the feeling). Sorry to derail whatever conversation you guys were having, but in closing - since I'm not caught up yet, if they're still handing out goodies for new pro version members and I get mentioned make sure to email me @internet.com so I don't have to wait to find out. Thanks, and have an okay day bye
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    Episode 446 - Scrounging and Lounging

    On the bright side, with Arphan Black ending Tatiana and Kristian will have plenty of time to make more guest appearances on CBB, right?
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