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If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, I’d be allergic to ass-play

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- September 25, 2016
Spoiler alert! There's a major eyesore on the back of that car

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- September 25, 2016
The sixth rule of Fight Club is "Don't sign up to bring snacks if you're not actually going to bring them, Greg."

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- September 25, 2016
Don't give into peer pressure kids; no one else is doing it

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- September 5, 2016
We need to rescue Carol Anne from that TV because she’s seven years old and still can’t read

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- September 5, 2016
You'll never take me alive, coppers! But there's still a chance for you, zincs

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- September 5, 2016
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If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, get it the fuck away from my bakery

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- September 5, 2016
I say po-tay-to and you say po-tah-to but we’re both just blind men describing an elephant

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- April 24, 2016
How is Babe Ruth the Sultan of Swat? He hasn't had a day's experience in a tactical unit.

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- April 24, 2016
I'm not running for president but I am Obama's surrogate weightlifter

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- April 24, 2016
Sure, this horse was my gift to you, but it's yours now so look at it however you want

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- April 24, 2016
When a joker murders your sidekick, it just means he likes you

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- April 24, 2016
Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration and two percent milk

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- April 11, 2016
Where there’s smoke, there’s fire and if you’re lucky, a delicious brisket

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- April 11, 2016
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The camptown ladies sing this song, and hopefully they don’t sue me for copyright infringement

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- April 11, 2016
Slide to the left. Slide to the right. Swing straight ahead and monkey bars behind

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- April 11, 2016
Trees should wear LifeAlerts if they know no one will hear them fall

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- April 11, 2016
It’s raining cats and dogs and PETA is pissed as fuck

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- April 1, 2016
18 years ago a gypsy told me I'd have a son and now you're saying it's pronounced "girlfriend," not "gypsy?"

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- April 1, 2016
Down by the bay, where the watermelons grow, the sea levels are rising so we need to address carbon emissions

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- April 1, 2016
Rose are red, violets are blue, I’ll die alone, you probably will too

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- January 29, 2016
If being a comic book nerd is cool, then call me the Fonz because my life story will be depicted by Henry Winkler

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- January 29, 2016
Spiderman does whatever a spider can, but mostly he crawls in your mouth while you sleep

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- January 19, 2016
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I said, "I meant you are excessively dee also, the previous wording was my mistake," and he said, "I don't get it."

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- January 19, 2016

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Everything posted by BradDer

If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, I’d be allergic to ass-play

Spoiler alert! There's a major eyesore on the back of that car

The sixth rule of Fight Club is "Don't sign up to bring snacks if you're not actually going to bring them, Greg."

Don't give into peer pressure kids; no one else is doing it

We need to rescue Carol Anne from that TV because she’s seven years old and still can’t read

You'll never take me alive, coppers! But there's still a chance for you, zincs

If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, get it the fuck away from my bakery

I say po-tay-to and you say po-tah-to but we’re both just blind men describing an elephant

How is Babe Ruth the Sultan of Swat? He hasn't had a day's experience in a tactical unit.

I'm not running for president but I am Obama's surrogate weightlifter

Sure, this horse was my gift to you, but it's yours now so look at it however you want

When a joker murders your sidekick, it just means he likes you

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration and two percent milk

Where there’s smoke, there’s fire and if you’re lucky, a delicious brisket

The camptown ladies sing this song, and hopefully they don’t sue me for copyright infringement

Slide to the left. Slide to the right. Swing straight ahead and monkey bars behind

Trees should wear LifeAlerts if they know no one will hear them fall

It’s raining cats and dogs and PETA is pissed as fuck

18 years ago a gypsy told me I'd have a son and now you're saying it's pronounced "girlfriend," not "gypsy?"

Down by the bay, where the watermelons grow, the sea levels are rising so we need to address carbon emissions

Rose are red, violets are blue, I’ll die alone, you probably will too

If being a comic book nerd is cool, then call me the Fonz because my life story will be depicted by Henry Winkler

Spiderman does whatever a spider can, but mostly he crawls in your mouth while you sleep

I said, "I meant you are excessively dee also, the previous wording was my mistake," and he said, "I don't get it."

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