EricWeaver

I saw your bourgeois grandpa gnaw coleslaw & a bear claw in Warsaw.

Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown. *gong* ni ni ni ni nah nah nuh nuh naaaaah

I work hard for the money. Eddie Money, that is. He's my boss! Yes, Mr. Money, I'll take you home tonight.

I bitterly bought the bit better butter, but you made the marginally more magnificent margarine, Marge.

Why do we park on a driveway but drive on a parkway? And why do we see our mailmen but mail our semen?

Hummus? I barely know "us"!

I see London, I see France, icy conditions on I-29. Please drive carefully.

Have you ever went over to a friend’s house to eat / and the food just ain’t no good? / I mean the macaroni's bloody / the peas are teeth / and oops I just ate my friend

A horse, a horse, a condom for my horse! (I’m a real King Dick when it comes to safe horse sex.)

I’ve got 88 problems and they’re all piano keys.