ryaneffinsteele

I’ve got to go all the way to Europe to see my best friend’s wedding because it’s a region 2 DVD so it won’t work in my DVD player.

I've seen fire and I've seen rain, dear god help us it's raining fire.

Come to think of it, I'm not 100% sure that was my grandpa; it may have only been a rotund man wearing a "World's Greatest Grandpa" t-shirt hollering for me to get out from under his porch.

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When I was little I wanted to get into law enforcement. Then I grew up and realized there's no such thing as the Boner Police; dreams die.