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    sad
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    Personally, I do.
  3. LesterPipps
    right?
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    COMEDY PLUGS PLUGS

    LesterPipps posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    COMEDY PLUGS PLUGS
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    There's a snake in my boot! And his name is Charles and you cannot meet him because he's tired. Also he's my penis. My penis is in my boot.
  6. LesterPipps
    Yeah that's a winner
  7. LesterPipps
    oooooo he's in trouble
  8. LesterPipps
    I stand by this one
  9. LesterPipps
    Why am I submitting this?
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    I don't know about this one
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    COMEDY PLUGS PLUGS

    LesterPipps posted a topic in "Plugs" Theme Song Submissions

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    You know why Beyonce doesn't keep any coasters in the house? She really likes her coffee table.
  13. LesterPipps
    The NHL decided to have Kid Rock play the all star game. WTF?
  14. LesterPipps
    They say a watched pot never boils, so why do my hands hurt so bad?
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    U Tattoing U2 on Me? Is the joke I should have made in episode 3 of that show.
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    Life gave me lemons so I tried to make lemonade but life forgot the sugar and water so I sent him back to the store. Life is so irresponsible.
  17. LesterPipps
    A warm smile is the universal language of kindness and a serious indicator of a problematic fever. Get that checked out
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    Happy Birthday!? No, today's the day I remember my placenta, mom. Never Forget.
  19. LesterPipps
    Too soon?
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    I got 99 problems and none of them are with bitches. Several are with women though. For example, my mom doesn't think I make good life choices, my wife won't touch my dinger, my sister doesn't respect me, and the barista at my local coffee shop never gets my name right. But the fact that I'm upset with them does not make them bitches. That's just rude. ...If you're wondering, world, yes I am aware I've already done a 99 problems one. I'm running out of popular sayings to toy with. Ssssorry.
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    The wisdom of the wise, and the experience of ages, may be preserved by quotations. Maybe. Someone should have written that down
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    Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm. Today's guest knows all about the middle part
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    The wise man has long ears and a short tongue, so women never seem satisfied with him. Poor wise man, poor poor wise man.
  24. LesterPipps
    Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
  25. LesterPipps
    You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. So bend over I can't kick that high
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