LesterPipps

If you can dream it, you can do it Shawndra. So get out of that coma and start dreaming of loving me again

The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing, Diana, so... Ziiiiip

The person you were before was always the second best, Billy. Now slit your wrist to finish the spell so we can bring back your brother

A midnight reference is understood only by petty preoccupation, right grandpa? Grandpa?! Ma I think he's finally gone, get the will!

I was sitting here holding a cigarette and I realized I'd rather be holding you if you were ground up and rolled up in paper. How's Saturday?

Fancy coming back to my place and doing the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway? People need to believe we cleaned my room, mom

I would very much like to see the slides of your liver operation but first I must go and never come back

My son is a cold-hearted gangster, and I need a hug. You got arms?

My drink is getting lonely. Would you like to join me with yours? I'll drink it for free. You can watch

Hand me the jump leads, the chickens have escaped and only they hold the key to my lover's heart

The train has already gone, would you like to hire a bicycle? How 'bout an army of bandits to chase down the train? Neither one will bring back your wife, Daryl.

I'd damn you all to hell, if there were one. Instead, have a hot dog-- here!

I got 99 problems and all of them could be solved by being Jay-Z, except the one with the woman who owns me. Arf Arf

I think

I don't even like this one you guys. But hey, truth in comedy baby

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by, which may have been a mistake. It's been 2 days since I've seen food. Help?

You are never to old to set another goal or to dream a new dream, but after 25 it's too late to accomplish any of them so you might as well not bother

A warm smile is the universal language of kindness and a serious indicator of a problematic fever

A room without books is like a body that also doesn't have any books in it: Not a library

The highest reward for man's toil is not what he gets for it, but how much he gets on the back end

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? Not mine, I'm illiterate.

Start spreading the news; I am leaving today; I want to be a part of it; New Nork, New Nork! New Nork, New Nork!

Everybody poops, everybody droops, and I know cuz I always snoops

I think it was Woody this time.

I think the second one.