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Sufferin' Succotash, stop waterboarding those lima beans and corn niblets!

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Second place is the first loser, and that's why beggars CAN be choosers

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- September 14, 2018
Coming to a theater near you: Former NBA player, Mr. Grant, watches Pete Townshend perform a solo gig. I call it: Horace Hears a Who

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- September 14, 2018
You'd have to be batshit crazy to catfish Patrick Swayze. Because he's dead.

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- September 14, 2018
A bird in the hand is worth one bird, regardless of how many are in the bush. Why would I pay you for more birds than you have?

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- September 14, 2018
Here's the Catholic church, here is the steeple, open the doors and see all the weiners.

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- September 14, 2018
"It's okay to sleep with your cousin in West Virginia", I told them cop. And that's how I got arrested in Roanoke.

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- May 8, 2018
You'd have to be batshit crazy to catfish Patrick Swayze. Because he's dead.

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- May 8, 2018
The corn squid come but once a year, to eat your kids and husk your ears.

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- October 30, 2017
If the Candy Man can, kan the Klu Klux Klan?

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- October 24, 2017
Herrrreee comes Johnny! Now, heerrrre comes Mitchell! Man, I love my life as an orgy announcer.

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- March 27, 2016
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Sufferin' Succotash! Stop waterboarding those corn niblets and lima beans!

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- March 27, 2016
Why do they call it an afFAIR? It's not fair to anyone involved. Who knows? Anyways, what I'm trying to say is, I've been fucking your sister.

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- March 27, 2016
Never yell "fire!" in a crowded theater. Wait until you're outside, away from the smoke and flames.

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Sufferin' Succotash, stop waterboarding those lima beans and corn niblets!

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Second place is the first loser, and that's why beggars CAN be choosers

Coming to a theater near you: Former NBA player, Mr. Grant, watches Pete Townshend perform a solo gig. I call it: Horace Hears a Who

You'd have to be batshit crazy to catfish Patrick Swayze. Because he's dead.

A bird in the hand is worth one bird, regardless of how many are in the bush. Why would I pay you for more birds than you have?

Here's the Catholic church, here is the steeple, open the doors and see all the weiners.

"It's okay to sleep with your cousin in West Virginia", I told them cop. And that's how I got arrested in Roanoke.

You'd have to be batshit crazy to catfish Patrick Swayze. Because he's dead.

The corn squid come but once a year, to eat your kids and husk your ears.

If the Candy Man can, kan the Klu Klux Klan?

Herrrreee comes Johnny! Now, heerrrre comes Mitchell! Man, I love my life as an orgy announcer.

Sufferin' Succotash! Stop waterboarding those corn niblets and lima beans!

Why do they call it an afFAIR? It's not fair to anyone involved. Who knows? Anyways, what I'm trying to say is, I've been fucking your sister.

Never yell "fire!" in a crowded theater. Wait until you're outside, away from the smoke and flames.

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