Sufferin' Succotash, stop waterboarding those lima beans and corn niblets! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted November 7, 2019 X
Second place is the first loser, and that's why beggars CAN be choosers in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted September 14, 2018 X
Coming to a theater near you: Former NBA player, Mr. Grant, watches Pete Townshend perform a solo gig. I call it: Horace Hears a Who in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted September 14, 2018 X
You'd have to be batshit crazy to catfish Patrick Swayze. Because he's dead. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted September 14, 2018 X
A bird in the hand is worth one bird, regardless of how many are in the bush. Why would I pay you for more birds than you have? in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted September 14, 2018 X
Here's the Catholic church, here is the steeple, open the doors and see all the weiners. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted September 14, 2018 X
"It's okay to sleep with your cousin in West Virginia", I told them cop. And that's how I got arrested in Roanoke. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted May 8, 2018 X
You'd have to be batshit crazy to catfish Patrick Swayze. Because he's dead. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted May 8, 2018 X
The corn squid come but once a year, to eat your kids and husk your ears. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted October 30, 2017 X
If the Candy Man can, kan the Klu Klux Klan? in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted October 24, 2017 X
Herrrreee comes Johnny! Now, heerrrre comes Mitchell! Man, I love my life as an orgy announcer. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted March 27, 2016 X 1
Sufferin' Succotash! Stop waterboarding those corn niblets and lima beans! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted March 27, 2016 X
Why do they call it an afFAIR? It's not fair to anyone involved. Who knows? Anyways, what I'm trying to say is, I've been fucking your sister. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted March 27, 2016 X
Never yell "fire!" in a crowded theater. Wait until you're outside, away from the smoke and flames. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted March 26, 2016 X
He came as quickly as he went. And since it took him forever to leave, that must have been one hell of an orgasm. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted March 26, 2016 X
Who let the dogs out? Who who who who, who let the dogs out? Next time wait until all bets are placed. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted March 26, 2016 X
I don't get all of these places where kids eat Free. How can Free be so many places at once, and why hasn't she been arrested, yet? in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted March 4, 2016 X
A teenage girl said she literally cried a river. She was committed for both psychological and geological research. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted March 3, 2016 X
I'm partial to blonde women, but I'm full-on into bald men. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted March 3, 2016 X
I once fell in love with a monkey. Thank God for evolution. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted March 3, 2016 X
She was as beautiful as she was tall; or should I say, she was the shortest girl I've ever had sex with. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted March 3, 2016 X
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