Crumpet Snatcher
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It's nine o'clock on a Saturday. The regular crowd shuffles in. There's an old man squatting next to me, shoving a dildo all the way in
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Hello, is it pee you're looking for? Because I'm a sex worker who offers an exciting range of services
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If you’re not part of the solution it’s probably because you’re not soluble, most humans aren’t
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