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Damn. I just got served... by a mug!

Anticipation for the next Hollywood Handbook is the only reason I survive the week. Bless us all on this sacred day!

#unionarmy I hope Sean isn't on the side of the Confederate Army. I know there's been a lot of talk of racism lately, but doing so would possibly cross a line (mason-dixon).

I'd say try sending a fax to wolfcool.

Brett is the most amazing producer/engineer ever.* *This post produced by Brett Morris

I'd like to note that I am not a new person. I'm 30 years old, which is hardly new.

It's nice that the color is coming back to the plant life.

I had no idea who Jake and Amir are and I still don't. Great episode. I feel like Sean should start a new segment where he talks about something then says "Yeah, right."

And don't forget to post a picture of your dad.

Chyna too. Sad day for entertainment.

Great episode, as was expected. A little off topic, but I wanted to congratulate Chanson for his mention on an episode of The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. Chanson has apparently been making songs that sound like Hanson songs but are just different enough to be legally different. Hayes and Sean have such talented fans.

I always enjoyed Reggie Watts's questions to guests on CBBtv. I think he'd be a good guest on HH.

I like the segment where they suggested healthier options for foods. What do you think a healthier alternative for lasagna be?

I only give out hard likes.

Soon enough Wolfcool and Calvin n Hobbes will reign supreme.

The duck says... quack quack. The norm says... shut up, zip it, silence.

Welcome, dartsea. Chanson will be pleased with your gift. May he reward us all with rain for our crops.

I'm not sure I will be able to make it to the mall, unless it's in the Pacific NW. How about this instead. I'll skype in to you in the food court while I'm riding a loop on the Portland Streetcar and you can record it on a microphone set up to pick up the sounds from your computer speakers. I'm not sure what that phrase means, maybe a metaphor for keeping our deepest secrets (bones) hidden deep within our psyche (meatspace). Here's the astrological assignments for each word "all cancer cancered in the cancerspace." Hollywood Handbook was great this week, just as every week is. I hope "The Brian Seltzer Podchestra" can be 1% as good.

Sounds great! I should mention that sparkling water makes me belch uncontrollably. Not sure if that matters. My name is Robert, but I'm willing to change to Brian. Or how about Brian-Robert?

I've been thinking about making a podcast about sparkling water. Reviews, casual chat, history, and lots of drinking water. I'm torn between naming it "Helter Seltzer" or "Seltzer Skelter." Can I be on your podcast network, warghoul? I promise to sell lots of sex toys and underwear to fund the show.

I noticed Doughboys being talked about here a lot, so I started listening to it. I'm on episode 20, Starbucks. Great show. Congratulations on the pro version piemanpie24! Hopefully I'll get there someday, I'll just stick with the amateur version of the podcast for now.

I'm glad to know that Sean uses snack tongs as well. They are indispensable to me. Earwolf should make some HH branded snack tongs "Sean's Snack Tongs" $9.99.

Today we had a birthday celebration for people born in March at work. I wrote "Happy Birthday Hayes!" on the whiteboard. I said " ... dear Hayes..." during the happy birthday song too.

I like the part where they were talking about Lex. And Beezy, while that would be terrible, I'd be more concerned about having to pay $50 for a T-shirt.