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    this was the mid-90s, I believe.
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    Dead, baby
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    We have the technography
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    Sure, the slow clap is a worn-out trope, but it's a heckuva lot better than the speedy syphilis
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    I meant taupe.
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    My Appalachian appellation is Apple-Sap Pone Snuff, welcome to Best Buy, can I help you with your gadget stuff?
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    I know I'm a professional castrator and foot masseuse, but that is the last eunuch corn or bunion I'm rubbin' with no gloves on
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    Kill me.
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    I'll leave the line, you leave the pole, crawdads are extinct and my soul drowns forever in the inky depths of your cruel insect eyes
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    cram the cream.
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    Tapir gussets frock so everybody wins this round of Frock-tapir-fritters
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    Making a Hamburglar, Season 1.
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    Easy fuckin' riddle, literally a no-brainer.
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    Do yourself a favor, just skip the original and dive right in to Space Porch II: The Whittling
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    Forte1K
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    ???
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    Gerald, don't.
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    ;;;
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    Those muppets gonna fuck Khaleesi?
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  25. bale_of_hail
    Rated GP-30 for sepia-toned baseball imagery, an historical mustache and intense sci-fi litigation, all involving an up-close butthole.
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