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    Writing about Cool Whip is like dancing about aardvark texture, they both get my bubbles to bobblin'
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    The avuncular carbuncular spelunker was stabbed in the jugular - oooooh snap, he dead.
  4. bale_of_hail
    Dick Pincher's the name, pinching dick is my bailiwick, please refrain from asking about my game thank you.
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    If you can't beat 'em, squee dop beat 'em bow! (So sayeth the Scatman.)
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    I don't see nothing wrong with a little bumpy slime, it's just the stuff that forms on my upper lip after 27 oyster shooters, baby.
  7. bale_of_hail
    Never had to knock my wood, but I know someone who should and it's you, now criticize my erection.
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