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I am barely breeding and I can't find any heirs, don't know who I'm kidding with all these fake pube hairs

Right after posting this, noticed somebody else beat me to the Popeye punch. I swear I'm not trying to steal your Popeye thunder. I tell no Poplies. Now I'm just making it worse.

... Lou Dobbs used to say it reminded him of hog slop.

Why emcee A get all the attention when emcee D’s nuts?

The camera pulls back to reveal the falafel balls had been inside the murderer's pockets THE WHOLE TIME.

“I’ll give you everything I’ve got, you little pizza mime,” said John to the diminutive Italian dumbshow artist who was holding him at gunpoint.

Glory holes, well I pass 'em by/ Glory holes, I got poked in the eye/ Glory holes, Lordy knows, they aren't for looking through, turns out.

You can't make a silk purse from a sow's ear, but silk stockings? Yeah, those come from pig anuses.

Okay, done now.

Pizza in the mailbox, pizza in the sock drawer, pizza in my hard drive, when you eat pizza in a fugue state it can make pizza hard to find.

My formatting choices will become the new industry standard, just you wait and see, Mister Ronald Howard!

Stop dicking around with those good old raisins and peanuts, gorp is short for "get out, radon poisoning!"

Mmmmmmm girl, that chicken got MUSHED up!

Pink slime, white devil.

Milk milk lemonade, around the corner Fudge was becoming a fully initiated member of the Mafia.

Ladies and Baha Men, boys and Girl Talk, mash right up and let the dogs smash mouth

The soup con served soup with a soupçon of radon and that's what landed him in jail

I caught the acting bug during it's performance of Dysentery and I can assure you there wasn't a dry butthole in my house

I'm proud of my boy

On the sea, W.

They say the ghost pepper of Anthony Kiedis haunts this taco stand, look there's a floating sock!

The Devil went down to the Giorgio Moroder concert, he was lookin' for a synth to feel

The muffin MacGuffin plugged Chekhov's buns, only to be resolved in the second act by a Deus Ex Laxative

Here's Kathleen Turner Overdrive with their hit song "B-b-baby Geniuses is a movie, you just ain't seen it yet"

We sail the ocean blue, our saucy ship drizzled in shrimpy sauce to placate the palate of the food critic Kraken