J-Roc
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Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses. And give me a large fries and a frosty. I'll take it "to go".
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The night they scheduled the basketball finals at the same time she was a judge at the talent show was a pivotal moment for Paula Abdul Jabbar.
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An Officer and a Gentleman, a Cook, a Thief, his Wife and her Lover walk into a bar...
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Hipsters, flipsters and tripsters, lend a lobe and dig the gig I'm putting down. Man, I miss the Beat Generation...
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If I'd known there'd be such stiff competition, I wouldn't have even entered the boner joke contest.
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Before he abbreviated, his name was Notorious Big Ig Gig. Shorten your name and save a tree!
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Let's not get carried away; we'll get there quicker if we Uber, you Pooper
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Innovate, Shminnovate - my 1980's answering machine still works fine, Stinkbug.
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My sister's trysts left her sitting with cysts. She's no poet; just kind of a whore.
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March: In like a lion; Out like a soaking wet, wind-molested lion.
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Friends, Romans, Countrymen - lend me your ears. Also noses. Anything with cartilage would be good.
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I used to describe myself as sexy, but people said it was making my resume look "unprofessional"
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They say it's never too early to discuss STDs, but just try telling that to my Human Resources Department...
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"Well, I'm runnin' down the road tryin' to loosen my load..." Take it easy there, Eagles - that's the filthiest thing I've ever heard!
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If you can buy a gravy boat, then why can't I enlist in the Gravy Navy?
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Stop naming strippers after spices and I'll stop trying to complete The Cinnamon Challenge
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