Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses. And give me a large fries and a frosty. I'll take it "to go". in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted September 6, 2017 #NewColossus
The night they scheduled the basketball finals at the same time she was a judge at the talent show was a pivotal moment for Paula Abdul Jabbar. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted August 31, 2017 #What?
An Officer and a Gentleman, a Cook, a Thief, his Wife and her Lover walk into a bar... in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted August 29, 2017 #JokesNotWorthTelling
Hipsters, flipsters and tripsters, lend a lobe and dig the gig I'm putting down. Man, I miss the Beat Generation... in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted August 29, 2017 #BeatIt
If I'd known there'd be such stiff competition, I wouldn't have even entered the boner joke contest. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted August 22, 2017 #TerribleJokes
Before he abbreviated, his name was Notorious Big Ig Gig. Shorten your name and save a tree! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted August 22, 2017 #LifeHacks
Let's not get carried away; we'll get there quicker if we Uber, you Pooper in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted August 22, 2017 #TravelTips
Innovate, Shminnovate - my 1980's answering machine still works fine, Stinkbug. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted August 22, 2017 #GetOffaMyLawn
My sister's trysts left her sitting with cysts. She's no poet; just kind of a whore. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted March 14, 2016 xo, J-Roc
March: In like a lion; Out like a soaking wet, wind-molested lion. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted March 14, 2016 xo, J-Roc 1
Friends, Romans, Countrymen - lend me your ears. Also noses. Anything with cartilage would be good. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted March 14, 2016 Catchphrase
I used to describe myself as sexy, but people said it was making my resume look "unprofessional" in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted March 14, 2016 Catchphrasin'
They say it's never too early to discuss STDs, but just try telling that to my Human Resources Department... in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted March 14, 2016 !
"Well, I'm runnin' down the road tryin' to loosen my load..." Take it easy there, Eagles - that's the filthiest thing I've ever heard! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted March 3, 2016 !
If you can buy a gravy boat, then why can't I enlist in the Gravy Navy? in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted March 3, 2016 ?
Stop naming strippers after spices and I'll stop trying to complete The Cinnamon Challenge in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted March 3, 2016 Word.
Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses. And give me a large fries and a frosty. I'll take it "to go".
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