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Posts posted by Reneenongman
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A lil bit of Monica in my life, a lil bit of Monica on the side, a lil bit of Monica blah blah blah, a lil bit of Monica all I need.
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You know what they say about food: a second on the lips, a lifetime on the Instagram.
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Feed the birds, Trump/Pence a bag. Trump/Pence! Trump/Pence! Trump/Pence a bag! CROOKED HILLARY RULES.
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It's not so much the heat that I can't handle in the kitchen, it's more how I ate a chip directly out of the oven and now my mouth is on fire.
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Trump can have the POTUS twitter handle when he pries it from Obama's cold, dead hands.
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"Imagine all the people" - John Lennon said to Paul McCartney when pondering the idea of playing for an audience.
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Kids today get their news from the fickle internet, but I do it the old fashioned way and get it from the news radio. ANDY DICK RULEZ.
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I've heard of Charles In Charge, but Trump In Charge? Make Al's Diner great again.
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Remember when Johnny Cash was like "Ya know what would make me more badass? Doing gigs in prisons and shit. Cool beans." (End quote.)
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It's like the saying goes: "When in Rome... (always remember that it wasn't built in a day)"
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Hey internet, stop telling me to buy your teeth whitening technology!!!!
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CONSPIRACY: Full House was just a spin off of Three Men and a Baby.
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I'm a Wikipediatrician; I go around child stars wiki pages and edit them so they all have chronic diseases.
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You know what they say; don't judge an iPad by it's cover. You never know what's on the inside. (Probably apps and low storage space)
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You're gonna fly away, glad you're going my way. I love it when we're Ted Cruzin' together.
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Don't assume, because you make an Amy Schumer out of schu and me.
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it's GhostbustHERS, not Ghostbust-wah wah misogyny wah wah. But it's ok, honest mistake.
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Fun fact: 9/10 silences in 2016 are interrupted by a 55 year old tapping a long ass text on their smart phone.
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Love it a lot like a former Pizza Hut. It's great from a distance, but upon closer inspection, the Pizza Hut store has been taken over by Subway.
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Love it a lot like a former Pizza Hut. It's great from a distance, but upon closer inspection, the Pizza Hut store has been taken over by Subway.