gigi-tastic

My mom took me to see this in theaters. I was 8. The rule in our house was that as long as it was pg 13 I could see it (usually if she was there). I think it was because she was a single mom and that way she could actually see something that wasn't a child's movie though we did see a lot of those and she liked them too. So yeah we saw this in theaters. I have no idea how she explained the strippers to me. Granted we saw Titanic in theaters too... She fell asleep in that one though.

I thought it was a song about a woman who was asking him to cheat WITH her? Like one of them was in a relationship already and he's like ".. I love you but I won't cheat. So you better break up with whats his face" For all I know this is a song he sang to an actual meatloaf and he's thinking about becoming vegan so *shrugs*

All children I don't know the name/ can't remember the name of since this night have now been known to me as Scribbles. It's been life changing

I usually have my music on shuffle but it's usually from a random playlist. I use them mostly to fall asleep because I need something for my mind to focus on or I can't seem to shut it off. It doesn't mater if I use soothing music or not (though I have several of those playlists). Sorry I technically gave you guys 12 songs. Damone Paramore Maroon 5 (I find this song very soothing and have for the past 16 years. I have no idea why) Metric (there's an amazing Acoustic version of this song as well. Almost ever playlist Ii have has 5 Metric songs on it. is very soothing to me) Valley Lodge (fun fact: The opening theme song for Last Week Tonight is by Valley Lodge) Panic At The Disco Dollyrots Marina and the Diamonds (warning: lots of shirtless dudes in this music video. Sorry? ) MIA The Clash

I feel like that My Buddy Doll is going to be passed down to their oldest when he is of age and Paul's gonna have a hard time letting his Buddy go.

I have done that on occasion. Not not make people think I'm crazy just because I really liked a song and couldn't for the life of me remember the lyrics

The most shocking confession would be that he kept his pants on at all times and NEVER wanted those buns of his in his films. I feel like he had it in his contract his ass had to be lovingly shot in every film

Paul and Ru must get on FAMOUSLY then! I don't know why but i like the idea of Paul having trouble pronouncing even his loved ones names

I love reading your comments you always have something interesting and funny to say! Also ...ls that Jason in the background? in the Hawaiian shirt and leather pants? The video is so grainy for me I honestly just see a smudge of a face and BEARD so I gotta assume it's him.

Don't worry there's a cheese that you eat with live larva in it from Sardinia called Casu marzu so this way you guys can meet in the middle!

You know who was pretty chill from what little I know about him? Toulouse Lautrec. He worked with a lot of the sex workers and dance hall workers.From what I know of him he did sleep with some of the prostitutes but mostly he seemed to just be interested in them which might had to do with the fact he was disabled and he felt a kinship with people of a "lower class" even though he was technically a part of the French aristocracy.I have a set of temporary tattoos of some of his Moulin Rouge girls from when some of his work was at the Flint Institute of Art (which is actually really such a fun little museum and i drag everyone who comes to visit me to it. it's got a great collection and I cannot recommend it highly enough if you ever find yourself stuck in that town. Also the Detroit Institute of Arts is fucking AMAZING ) I know he was an alcoholic but honestly who wasn't back then ? Fun fact: he was apparently a great cook and had a cookbook of his favorite recipes printed.

To be fair I just looked at it and realized it fully looks like that. This is like the time on another group of friends where I made shitty Ms Paint drawings of everyone's chatname and I misread someone's name as the french spelling for bread (which I misspellt BADLY) because I could not for the life of me figure it out and so I made them a bread monster and everyone was like... Gigi what the everloveing fuck is this? And I was just SHOCKED no on was getting my creative genius. We even had a friend who was French Canadian and he was just baffled by how I got to this conclusion.

I've been a lurker for a few years before finally deciding to join and honestly I've loved EVERY second of it. I know I write on here WAY too often but you guys are all SO amazing and I'm so glad I joined the boards.

Paul mispronounced my name- I'm OFFICIALLY a member of this weird little tribe! Is it weird how excited I am that Paul got it wrong?Like more excited than if he has said it correctly. I feel like I am now a member of the chosen ones. It's Gigi tastic as in Gigi and fantastic combined because I'm fantastic at being me? IDK it seemed smart at the time I made it 12 years ago and I'm too lazy to come up with a new name on anything. it's my ~brand~ now.

Either way with Cameron and Cameron by your side they will help you worm your way out of doing time!

i assume they will OF COURSE eat during the autopsies or eat in the morgue as this seems to be a weird trope. I'm sure all kinds of wacky hijinks will ensue.

If they were to dust for prints though it would make sense for Shad's to show up on the yogurt if he was the one who opened it and "found" the roach in his yogurt. It would be weird for there to be NO prints on the yogurt cup. I feel like he over planned this. I'm not sure how they could prove he tampered with the seal of the container ( if he found a roach that would belong in the same plant as his yogurt) except by doing an autopsy on the roach in question to find out when it died and when that yogurt was made. How else would he know there was a roach in his yogurt unless he opened it and broke the seal? When Cameron and Cameron Attorneys at Law opens I assume you will have an in house insect autopsy guy right?

Oh god your right I had one of those baby photos as a mini puzzle for a flight going somewhere as a kid . I vividly remember it was some fucking dumb baby in a sunflower. I think I lost one of the pieces or it wasn't in the box when I opened it and I was PISSED I couldn't finish my stupid baby

Picasso was a fucking MONSTER. I found this article last year about him and i have b never been the same since: https://www.theparisreview.org/blog/2017/11/09/how-picasso-bled-the-women-in-his-life-for-art/ It's a lot but it's so intense i'm just gonna copt past the first part of the artile here because each sentence is more awful then the next I bolded the ones I found the worst: Sixteen years ago, Marina Picasso, one of Pablo Picasso’s granddaughters, became the first family member to go public about how much her family had suffered under the artist’s narcissism. “No one in my family ever managed to escape from the stranglehold of this genius,” she wrote in her memoir, Picasso: My Grandfather. “He needed blood to sign each of his paintings: my father’s blood, my brother’s, my mother’s, my grandmother’s, and mine. He needed the blood of those who loved him.” After Jacqueline Roque, Picasso’s second wife, barred much of the family from the artist’s funeral, the family fell fully to pieces: Pablito, Picasso’s grandson, drank a bottle of bleach and died; Paulo, Picasso’s son, died of deadly alcoholism born of depression. Marie-Thérèse Walter, Picasso’s young lover between his first wife, Olga Khokhlova, and his next mistress, Dora Maar, later hanged herself; even Roque eventually fatally shot herself.“Women are machines for suffering,” Picasso told Françoise Gilot, his mistress after Maar. After they embarked on their affair when he was sixty-one and she was twenty-one, he warned Gilot of his feelings once more: “For me there are only two kinds of women: goddesses and doormats.” Marina saw her grandfather’s treatment of women as an even darker phenomenon, a vital part of his creative process: “He submitted them to his animal sexuality, tamed them, bewitched them, ingested them, and crushed them onto his canvas. After he had spent many nights extracting their essence, once they were bled dry, he would dispose of them.” It's a fascinating article because it also talks about how many of the works at this particular exhibition that the are of his daughter Maya and how tender this work is and how she is one of the few women in his orbit to sort of survive her association with him relativity unscathed as it were. But how also even she was used for his art and his drive and stuff. Honestly so many "great" male artists be they writers, painter's, or sculptors, whatever are just garbage human beings and we all let it go because "THE ART!" Not just that but for every great male artist there are women in his life who helped make him great. So many male authors literally stole full on word for word from their female relatives diaries or their conversations.Fitzgerald is the one who comes easiest to mind. When not stealing ideas or full on phrases you have people like Tolstoy making his wife write out War and Peace SEVEN TIMES BY HAND. I can't even imagine typing War and Peace on a laptop much less writing it out longhand seven times at night with only a few candles to see and a magnifying glass to read Leo's notes.

Stop making me fall in love with you

Oh no I figured you weren't trivializing it I was just shocked by how bad it was. Like I have heard the term 3rd degree burns but I had no idea what it actually meant. I know I read a few years ago a woman found a whole mouse in a jar of peanut butter. I don't know if she sued or not. I can understand why Shad would think he could win big with something like this but the way he goes about it is very stupid. I wonder why he wanted to go with a cockroach of all things. Like did he try it out with other insects or critters and find the cockroach worked best or was it always his plan to use a cockroach?

i was also at the show and I want to add the the audience was 100% with June and it was a great moment to be a part of

There's actually a really interesting documentary about this case called Hot Coffee. They showed pictures of her burns and it's horrific. They went down to the bone. She wasn't even in a moving car when she spilled this coffee and this particular McDonald's had been told before they made their coffee too hot on another occasion. You wouldn't think a movie about tort reform (basically trying to cap how much someone can get for bringing civil wrong law suits and make it harder to bring them etc) would be interesting to watch but I had fun and was VERY angry for everyone involved.

Ok so it's really small but when Shad's in the video store he's really pissed off someone STILL hasn't returned Free Willy. We all know that it's his disgusting whale lover boss keeping that tape right?

I'm a member of my local library's Friend's associations (the people who volunteer but we are fancy and have to pay dues to get a really ugly tshirt) we ALWAYS have at least 3 of his books in the comedy section no matter what sale it is and god knows how many others in fiction. He's apparently quiet prolific.