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    Serial Mom (1994)

    Whatever you do, do not rematch it. Lol
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    Double Dragon (1994)

    The entire movie is spent chasing down these two amulets, when put together they are supposed to give our heros great powers. The bad guy has the ability to make duplicates of himself, telekenisis among other abilities and fears these amulets. What is the great mystery of these amulets? They basically give our heros a wardrobe change, power rangers style. No super strength, or enhanced fighting abilities, a simple change of costume.
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    The Covenant (2006)

    The craft is actually a decent movie, but I'm willing to admit I'm bias. My crush on Robin Tunney huge as a kid. Lol
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    Detroit Rock City (1999)

    This is actually similar to a Con-air, Face off, or Fast and Furious type of movie, for me. I love this movie, but have to suspend all belief that this can actually happen. A bunch of highschool boys want to see their favorite band 'KISS' in Detroit. Hijinks ensue: They rufee a pastor There is at least two attempted rape scenes They rob a convince store Have sex in a church An underage age boy dances at a women's strip club. Then is forced into prostitution by her. They are in Detroit with millions of people and a big crowd and run into one of the boys mothers. They get in a fight on the side of the highway and destroy a mans car. So many more. This movie is so "out" there
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    Tropes/Cliches of a HDTGM movie

    I don't think it should be a surprise that bad movies have similar patterns. Undeveloped story/characters, random elements that make no sense or don't fit all together; my favorite abandoning fantasy for reality or reality for fantasy.
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    The Toy (1982)

    This movie staring Richard Pryor, is about a rich kid who has no friends. His parents try to make him feel better by offering to purchase him any toy he wants. So, what does he decide he wants? A slave?!?!?!? No seriously, he tells his dad he wants the 40+ year old black man to be his toy and his dad proceeds to purchase him Richard Pryor. Please discuss, lol
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    Serial Mom (1994)

    A movie about a housewife who happens to be a serial killer. The serial killer mother, essentially kills random people throughout the movie for minor slights (not saying "God bless, you." After sneezing, or not excusing yourself after leaving the dinner table). This movie has an awkward chase scene randomly in the middle of it. A scene with a guy pleasuring himself to a porn while relatives he could save are dying downstairs. A trial where the mother tries to go fatal attraction in court with everyone watching. And many more hilariously bad choices in script and acting.
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    Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead (1991)

    Oh, where to start! A mom leaves her five children of varying ages (approximately: 5 -16 years old) for 3 months as she vacations in Australia!?!?!? While she's gone, she hires a lady to basically do her parenting for her, who happens to be one hundred years old and dies. You may ask yourself what's so weird about this movie? How about the fact a teenage Christina Applegate infiltrates a multinational business and becomes a high powered executive with absolutely zero business acumen or the ability to even use the copier? Or the fact that their seems to be no investigation for this dead old lady that was randomly dumped on the street? This movie is the poster board for adults failing children and is hilariously bad. As a small child I watched this movie in disbelief, because yes even a 6 year old can ask himself, "how did this get made?"
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    The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987)

    This movie ruined my life, lol. First off, how the hell was this pitched to the studios as a kids movie?!?!? I was too young to have seen this in theatres, but young enough that my eldest sister had it on VHS and made me watch it repeatedly with her. Reasons this movie ruined my life: 1. Being forced to watch this movie, over and over, still causes strain on my sister and I relationship. Lol 2. Imitating any of the behaviors in this movie caused my father to lose his mind. 3. The main character 'Dodger' who is in his early teens, actually gets the hot 20 something girl. This theme beaten into my head repeatedly caused some sad highschool days.
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