GrantArmstrong
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I have you. And you will ALWAYS have me. I love you.
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Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang! Go fuck yourself, Steven.
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Sharing is caring. Unless you have HPV.
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Skinny Malinky Long Legs, big banana feet! Went to the Pictures, shat himself, went home.
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You have reached the offices of McCallan, McCallan & Maine. Can I start you guys off with some drinks?
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If I said you have a beautiful body, would you take off these handcuffs, Officer?
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I only smoke when I drink. So now I need an Oncologist AND a liver transplant.
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Most car accidents occur in less than three feet of water.
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Thanks for the mammaries! (I was allergic to formula)
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Cheers mum! -
Roll call: Goran, Czech. Ivan, Czech. Svetlana, Czech. Ok! We're good to go.
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Hmm -
Not all catchphrases have to be topical. Take this one for instance. You put it in your butt!
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Too clever? I poop not. -
Also, "Rick Moranis" kind of sounds like "Dick More Anus". But there's nothing funny about that.
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I'd rather have a million dollars than watch Honey, I Shrunk the Kids one more time.
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I mean, that ant is scary as shit. Felt bad when it died, but that's movie-magic I guess. -
If I dealt it, I meant it. If I smelled it, then you gotta tell me your smoothie recipe bro!
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Mr Davidson! Please stop twerking! This is a Hospital, not the Super Bowl!
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Clap clap clap. -
What's up Hotdog (actor, model, hotdog)?
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This must have been used before. My apologies, it's so very very late. -
Hey folks! It's 2 for 1 drinks tonight! Regrettable decisions all-round!
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Once, I killed a man. I felt nothing.
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Look me in the eyes, and tell me you don't want a Hoverboard...
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SEX! Now that we have your attention, would you sign our petition to promote planned parenthood?
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SEX! Now that we have your attention, would you sign our petition to promote planned parenthood?