Why is having a poo called "making chocolate"? It tastes like shit. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted October 19, 2016 Why is having a poo called "making chocolate"? It tastes like shit.
Lick it up, Scotty, lick it up! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted October 19, 2016 Lick it up, Scotty, lick it up!
But, on the bright hand side, maybe it WILL be a beautiful wall... in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted September 5, 2016 Maybe...
If you love this, then you'll love my other testicle too! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted August 20, 2016 .
Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang! Supporting Hollywood Hand Book since 2012! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted August 20, 2016 .
I love a good Dad joke! Like, my Dad left when I was 7, then showed up at my wedding and asked me for $5k. Ha! Funny guy! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted August 19, 2016 No better.
Hang on man; all joking aside, this still water makes for a good song, brother. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted August 19, 2016 Ugh. Lazy.
One in the pink, four in the stink. I call it... The Lobster. Anywho, happy anniversary, Darling. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted August 4, 2016 .
Children are like onions: Sometimes I cry when I chop them up. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 27, 2016 . 1
Though, thought, through, threw, trough, true, try, tire, tyre, fire, lier, liar, pants on fire, moor, Moor, Italy, my pithily delivery, what? Sigh... in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 23, 2016 .
Cantona, oh Cantona, oh Cantona, dear friend. Please give me back my innocence. And by innocence, I mean my pen. I need that pen bro. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 22, 2016 .
The Alabaster Salamander goes bananas in Bahamas. Side note: he's also a cripple. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 22, 2016 .
You butter be careful; there's no margarine for error. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 22, 2016 . 1
Once bitten, twice cry, oh sing to me daddy, oh sing to me daddy daddy! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 15, 2016 .
Hey fucknuts! Sorry about your grandmom. She was a lovely lady. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 4, 2016 .
Since the tour, this has all gone to shit. Or it's amazing! Who knows. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted May 21, 2016 .
Podcasts: like radio, but every ad is for mattresses or stamps. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted May 20, 2016 Lest we forget squarespace. This is a paid ad for squarespace. I've never been there. Sure they're great tho.
Once upon a time not too long ago, a N- whoah! It's VERY different when you type it. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted May 20, 2016 .
As long as I'm seriously fucked by midnight, it's cool. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted May 17, 2016 .
Porn isn't porn unless there's a good big cock in there. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted May 4, 2016 .
When I was a young boy I had less hairs on my dick. Is this normal? in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 29, 2016 .
Why is having a poo called "making chocolate"? It tastes like shit.
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Why is having a poo called "making chocolate"? It tastes like shit.