GrantArmstrong
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I have you. And you will ALWAYS have me. I love you.
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Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang! Go fuck yourself, Steven.
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The bird is the word, and the bird is a falcon! We're all f***ed unless someone has a pocket full of field mice!
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Skinny Malinky Long Legs, big banana feet! Went to the Pictures, shat himself, went home.
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You have reached the offices of McCallan, McCallan & Maine. Can I start you guys off with some drinks?
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If I said you have a beautiful body, would you take off these handcuffs, Officer?
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I only smoke when I drink. So now I need an Oncologist AND a liver transplant.
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Most car accidents occur in less than three feet of water.
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Thanks for the mammaries! (I was allergic to formula)
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Roll call: Goran, Czech. Ivan, Czech. Svetlana, Czech. Ok! We're good to go.
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Also, "Rick Moranis" kind of sounds like "Dick More Anus". But there's nothing funny about that.
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I'd rather have a million dollars than watch Honey, I Shrunk the Kids one more time.
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If I dealt it, I meant it. If I smelled it, then you gotta tell me your smoothie recipe bro!
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Mr Davidson! Please stop twerking! This is a Hospital, not the Super Bowl!
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Great submissions this week! A weird and insular competition of which I am a proud participant. Would never tell a real human being about this tho...
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Hey folks! It's 2 for 1 drinks tonight! Regrettable decisions all-round!
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Look me in the eyes, and tell me you don't want a Hoverboard...
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SEX! Now that we have your attention, would you sign our petition to promote planned parenthood?
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This weeks episode has a 1 in 6 chance to make our Best-of-Year list! Unless Nick Kroll shows up, in which case it's a shoo-in.
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Dear Lord, please make our crops grow good this year. I've been nursing this dime bag for a week now. Gimme dat green bro!
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