2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis
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Somebody once told me the world was gonna track me down and force herself upon me. I hope that person was misinformed.
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Taint
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Once a potato, always a sucker for butter
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match made in heaven -
My latest sit-rom-dramedy will confuse your emotions and help you find love!
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Two wrongs don't make a baby. Wrongs don't have sex organs.
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Wrong -
I think I've died and gone to paradise city. The grass is SO green here!
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And the girls? What of them? How SO pretty are they? -
kindly discomfort your bum for me, please. your comfortable bum is displeasing to me.
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hurt bums -
Tensions are high, but so am I
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fear not -
My baby and me made a baby and me made a baby with my baby, BAYBEEE!
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babies -
A flick of the wrist, a twist of the nips
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Go-to move -
You will die alone with an untouched boner and the bluest of balls
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Fortune Teller For The Sexually Frustrated -
I am a joyless golfing professional with frozen testicles and a shitty beard. Who am I? Batman.
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I need help -
That burrito gave me the runs. Guess that's that. Goodbye forever.
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Farewell -
They they are, all a'hootin and a'hollerin and here I am... Gay.
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Must be said in a Sam Elliott impression -
You can run, but you can't afford a bicycle
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Tis tragic -
Paul's poorly prepared pork promptly propelled poop to the potty.
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Twas Parasitic. -
If you come to a fork in the road, it's mine and I'll fucking kill you if you take it
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Watch yourself -
Rubber bum bum bunghole bobbers, because buggy bumpers are for bitches.
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Rubber bum bum bunghole bobbers, because buggy bumpers are for bitches. -
You haven't truly lived until you die. Until then you're merely living.
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Philosophy? Word play? -
The scowl of Ice Cube compels you!
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The scowl of Ice Cube compels you! -
I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I shit. SIT! Shit.
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Tongue twisties -
In conclusion: Yes, Richard Nixon was a crook.
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On second thought, do cup the balls
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Please -
Ironically, I ran a clinic incongruously with Andy Roddick and a chimpanzee.
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Quite the clinic it was -
I'm sick and tired of these nauseating sleeping pills
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I'm sick and tired of these nauseating sleeping pills
