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Everything posted by Freddy Raccoon
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First they came for the mimes and I said nothing, because I was a mime.
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It was an important gesture. -
No, no, not the Phillips head screwdriver, the Frankenstein's monster's head screwdriver!
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Shelley you can't be serious. -
Follyculls
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If there’s one thing I won’t stand for, it’s that knee-jerk reflex test with the little hammer.
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That reflex is a habit I'm trying to kick. -
I’ve heard of David Foster Wallace biopics, but The End of THIS Tour?!
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More like, a supposedly fun thing I'll EVER do again! -
For a car that’s advertised as self-driven, you sure do fish for compliments on your work.
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Maybe we should go back to esteem engines. -
Nothing is certain but death and taxidermy, preferably in that order.
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Stuff happens. -
Speak, hands, for me! I can finally tell Caesar how I feel thanks to this ventriloquist dummy.
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Sir, I'm sick of being a political puppet. -
When you’ve seen one shopping complex with interconnecting walkways, you’ve seen a mall.
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It's full of mallcontents. -
Hey North West, Kanye says it’s past your bedtime.
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Yep, you're one of his 8:08s. -
Where is thy victrola?
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Who can say whether winter weather further withers feather-fettered veteran Flat Earthers?
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Make Columbus a Glum Gus! -
Why does Garfield hate Mondays so much? He doesn’t have to work, he’s just a bunch of lines!
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Good line work, though. -
Give me Liberty or give me David by Michelangelo! Either one. My wife just said to get one of these dancing statue replicas for our home office.
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Now I ain’t saying she’s a golddigger, but bro, in DC and Mississippi she’s technically still a minor.
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Also she has an inexplicable love for Denver basketball and bite-size portions of mechanically separated chicken.