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Everything posted by Freddy Raccoon
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Oh Rick, before you fly that plane tonight, there’s something you should know: what the controls do.
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Also Newton's laws of motion. -
I’ve fallen and I can’t get up! Thanks a lot, Satan!
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The Cowboys get a touch down! And I don't mean a gradually gloomier gang of gauchos.
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Word sallad. -
Don't pooh-pooh this one.
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Double, double foil and stubble; razor burn and lotion bubble.
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Hair is full, and full is hair. -
Keys are the teeth of the laptop. They shall be brushed. They shall be flossed. It is so.
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Only floss the ones you want to key. -
Why don't they just use what the black box is made of to build the passengers?
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What's the deal with punchlines? It's not a punch and it's not a line. -
That's no Paleolithic chisel, that's my wife!
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He loves me. He loves me not. He loves me. He loves me not. Shoot, he's out of limbs.
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We don't take kindly to imperial units 'round these parts, Mr. Ten-Gallon Hat.
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Give 'im 2.54cm, he'll take 1.61km. -
Time’s a flat circle and flies when you’re having fun. / Your ROFLs make UFOs, my son.
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Putting the OIC in heroic couplets. -
You're throwing money down the drain...
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It's not the years in your life that count, it's the intraparietal sulcus in your brain.
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Numb and number. -
You’ve made your bed, now lie in it, you exhausted IKEA customer.
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And do it yourself. -
Let us have a moment of silence for the musician formerly known as the musician formerly known as the musician formerly known as Prince
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Tū sūn -
Just paste it and press enter. They most likely dont read reddits front page.
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Caution: Don't do this if you wrote the reddit post. That's plagiarism. -
Today’s episode brought to you by: the letter thorn, the number i, and the saguaro cactus emoji.
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If you’re over 30, you were alive before every dog in the world.
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Except Marmaduke.