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Everything posted by Freddy Raccoon
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This just in: A very happy bunny wants to sit on my lap. More info after the jump.
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Hare to the throne. -
I put my robo-millipede exoskeleton on one leg at a time, just like everybody else.
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It's not a bug, it's a feet chore. -
Sir, you’re making a scene. This coffee shop is no place for landscape painters.
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Now get the hill out of here. -
Yo mamma so politically correct, she put Trigger warnings on her Roy Rogers tapes.
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She admits her Western bias. -
For me, Miles Davis’s album Kind of Blue was like a mass grave in the woods: I dug it.
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It's a guilty pleasure. -
The grass is always greener when it’s covered in nuclear waste.
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I have it over a barrel. -
That’s the last time I stick my neck out for YOU, little white balls. I’ve got to stay hungry hungry.
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Just having thick skin doesn't keep my head above water. -
I’ve heard of ice pops, but Mr. Freeze has a son?!
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I've heard of popsicles, but Father Time's scythe?! -
Dick Tracy taught my dog to read tea leaves. Repeat: Dick Tracy taught my dog to read tea leaves.
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ICYMI: Dick Tracy taught my dog to read tea leaves. -
See spot. See spot run. Should’ve bought Stayfree Super Maxi Pads.
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It helps, period. -
Age is to beauty as bros are to which of the following: A) GI Joes, B) embryos, C) hos, or D) portfolios?
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Putting the "anal OG" in "analogy." -
By any chance, did a rapid rabid avid habited rabbit happen to grab a gravel-dappled Apple tablet?
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I could've sworn there was a cunning bunny gunning for money. -
Give me a tissue, I’ll be alright in a minute...I just, I really loved those onions, you know?
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It cuts to the core. -
I Went on the Al-Anon Autotune Dinosaur Tour and All I Got was This Lousy T-Rex T-Pain Teetotaler T-Shirt
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Oh, and Some Tea Lights, a DVD of T2, and a Ringtone from T-Mobile -
'Tis a condominium devoutly to be wished.
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I’ve had it up to HERE with this goshdarn quicksand!
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It's the pits. -
Said the fly to the cow, What is sweeter than thou? Said the cow to the fly, I shall make thee a pie.
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Said the pie to the rest, I am offered ingest. -
Hugh Laurie just collapsed on the pier! Is there a boathouse dock tour doctor for Dr. House in the house?
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It's never poolhouse. -
We the Sheeple of the Benighted Fakes, in Horror do worm a more purplish Bunion.
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The Poorshambles to the Ghastlydungeon. -
Captain Hook, I'm so sorry. But it's not you. It's Smee.
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You'll always be my first mate. -
I mean, Siri, get me a phone plan rebate.