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Everything posted by Freddy Raccoon
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It’s time I told you about the birds and the bees. They’re nano-drones deployed by the Illuminati.
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Sly sky spies. -
You gotta know when to hold’em and know when to release’em in a Wal-Mart on Black Friday.
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Season's breedings! -
Putting the sob in sobriety.
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Do you like your cake? All the candles burned it up, so I baked the ashes into this cake.
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The icing is ganash. -
It feels like I’m caught between Dwayne Johnson and a hairpiece.
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The whole thing is heading for The Rock. -
Upside-Down and Backwards Dressing Day really puts the ass in brassiere.
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It's tough to do it under the wire. -
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s a-pocalypse.
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You couldn't planet any better. -
The show so nice, they banged it twice.
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But a whimper whimper. -
When I really hit bottom was the spanking spree.
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It was like crack. -
Oh yeah? Well the comeback store called, and they're going out of business!
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A moment of silence. -
He said he was liquidating his assets. How was I supposed to know he had diarrhea?!
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He also talked a lot about the Movement. -
Never send to know for whom the bell tacos. It tacos for thee.
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No menu is an island. -
Braak, Polly want racial sensitivity, Polly want racial sensitivity, braak!
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A parroty parity parody. -
Some days you're the dog, and some days you're the hydrant. It's right there in your contract.
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Yes, it's dogmatic. -
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you get banned from open mic night.
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Stand up for your rights. -
One will enter. Only eight will leave. Find out who tonight on Pregnant Rabbit Closet.
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And stay tuned for the spin-off, Show Me The Bunny. -
Lincoln Chafee, you are the weakest Linc. Goodbye.
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#HailToTheChafe -
Life is like a box of chocolates: produced through brutal labor and bad for the environment.
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It cuts to the Kwik.