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Everything posted by Freddy Raccoon
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I've said it before and I'll say it again: that's what makes it a catchphrase.
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I mean, a fetch craze. -
When life hands you Jay-Z, make Lemonade.
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Beyond saying. -
Billy on the streets, Biggie in the sheets.
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Meryl on the Streep. -
Those who live in glass outhouses shouldn't throw kidney stones.
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Seven years' bad log. -
How'd it work out with your lotto money? Lot o' money. Right, how'd it work out? I saw my ticket was the winner, and then they confirmed it. I mean the take, I want the numbers! Oh, sorry, you can't take those—I already bought them. Sigh, you win. Again??
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Sweep'st aches. -
They're home! Quick, everyone out! Oh, look at this mess, the cows are gonna kill me!
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We'll get into a beef. It'll ground me for sure. -
Captain Hook was underhanded, but Peter Pan wasn't shady.
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The crocodile came in handy. -
Spoiler alert: Rosebud was the long-lost daughter of Air Bud.
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Citizen Canine. -
Eeny meeny miny moe. Catch Nick Wiger by the toe. If he hollers, let him go. This is not that kind of show.
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Larry, Curly, Curly Joe. -
How would you like your camel? One hump or two?
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You got it, sugar. -
Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something antifungal.
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If you don't, I don't care. I'll pull down your kosher salt. -
A million dollars isn't cool. You know what's cool? A helium dilution refrigerator.
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Put the money in there and you'll make a cool million. -
Horse farmers: more than eyes the meat.
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Terrain flooders: rowboats in the skies. -
If I had a nickel for every time my boss at the mint said I was under quota, he wouldn't've.
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Am I making cents? -
Us? Human again? You have too much time on your hands, my dear Cogsworth.
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This again, like clockwork. -
Hey, I just met you and you may not wish me well, but here's my novel, so call me Ishmael.
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Wish me whale? -
Step right up and get your snake oil, your serpentine turpentine, your basilisky glass of whiskey.
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Now accepting payments through Venomo. -
When a bird hits a truck like a bad piece of luck, that's Owl Goré.
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But it won the poplar volt. -
Actually, R. L. Stine was the author. You're thinking of R. L. Stine's monster.
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Geese that go bump in the night. -
Alright, that's the last straw. Now let's drink this lake!
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Water we waiting for? -
A shore walks into a bra. The bouncer gets waved over.
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Ugh, I mixed that up.